My Anarchy is a Riotous Celebration of Now!

I'm here for me :3

[nyxxoty]

Father ass coin

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

He WHAT??? Oh 15 stabs were not enough

[fulltimehabibti]

obsessed with the universe that the residence is set in. president is gay but that's not why everyone hates him. first gentleman has anxiety and comes with a mom that's homophobic to one person and it's the president. social secretary moves like a south korean president (personal shaman and all). terror attacks in dc that somehow are just happening without being intercepted. kylie minogue respected and revered by an american audience...

[prokopetz]

The actual most implausible thing about video game writing is that they'll show us a people-pleasing sad sack of a protagonist where everyone around them treats them as a disgusting pervert for no obvious reason, takes everything they say in the worst possible light, and ascribes vile motives to their most innocuous actions, then turn around and insist that this character is a cisgender, heterosexual man.

[hymnism]

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[twilightarcade]

looper

[facts-i-just-made-up]

If blacksmiths make things out of metal, what do other colors of smith make?

You can remember them all with this popular nursery rhyme:

A blacksmith makes things out of metal.

A whitesmith makes records of queries.

A graysmith makes facts about serial killers up to match all of his theories.

A greensmith makes plants into tables.

A brownsmith grinds tables to dust.

A redsmith takes dust from those tables and plants and applies it to mirrors to rust.

A yellowsmith makes things from acids.

A bluesmith can make things from bases.

A chartreusmith can make things from any material, regardless of what their pH is.

A taupesmith makes things out of paper.

Eggshellsmiths carve stuff out of shell.

An ivorysmith poaches ivory, and that’s why they’re going to hell.

An orangesmith makes stuff that’s orange.

A purplesmith makes stuff that’s purple.

A silversmith makes things from silver, which is just the truth because nothing rhymes very well with the aforementioned colors.

[rikacreature]

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

[memewhore]

[bynine]

[meowkusunoki]

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[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[maluskrow]

[givemeallyourpenny]

I need to know who is doing the baby Sphinx’s hair

[archduchesskittycat]

If you get her mother's riddle wrong you have to do the baby's hair, and if you do a good enough job then she won't eat you.

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[no-one-offical]

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[liminal-writers-offical]

is it weird i kinda understand him

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[his-shining-tears]

Press B to meow

[metalgearheritageposts]

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