My crushes could crush me

This blog contains traces of nuts, me I'm nuts. Posting whatever. Reddit survivor.

[mandi-bul]

[lizcliffgate]

The Demonsbane of Avernus

POV: imp👿

[merrymorningofmay]

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

[stealingpotatoes]

agott would actually like to deal with these coco feelings in less than 2 decades, preferably

(commission info // tip jar!)

[youzicha]

I bought a box of tamarinds—they taste kindof like dates. Previously I had only heard of these on the planet Shis'urna, recently annexed to the Radchaai Empire, but it turns out you can also get them at H Mart.

[bondeadart]

Bog witch summer

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[8d2t]

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

[owwllly]

encouraging the new qifling

[art3misg33k]

I am going to spontaneously combust this is so cute

[importantpics]

[thebutchtomb]

Gideon and Harrow

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[crumpet099]

Those are his fledglings man

[noistanaccount]

[feldfrog]

It's just a joke dude

[drawerbread]

a very self-indulgent cam

[dragongirlteeth]

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

[skc-official]

"yeah this is a totally platonic rivalry" you are literally doing this

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

This honestly does it all such little justice. You need to know your opponents airframe intimately- how it handles, turns, how much it weights and how it pulls against the air. How to dance with her body elegantly, and all for just a brief moment under the sights. The strain of your body as you pull the stick, the strain of the engines as they try to give all the force you need. All for a glimpse. The blood rushing from your head as you push forward, the fight for elevation, dominance, potential energy. Position is gained slowly and lost quickly. Eagerness can find you vulnerable, under the eye of your enemy. And all they need too, just a brief glimpse. Just one moment under her sights till you’re undone, penetrated, bleeding oil and smoke and shuddering.

[daylights-rain]

Aircraft Mechanic (angry): Hey! You're trying to fuck my wife!

[amiyayuri]

No Longer Friends

@Edgar_Syu