Musings

Sarcasm. Animals. Memes.

[dwight-schrutes]

happy indigenous people day!

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Biggest fucking mood.

[sinnahsaint]

They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.

[fool-errant]

My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme. 

[catsuggest]

What does cat think of Dogs with jobs?

im think is very silly to have job when is posible not have job

[dailydoseofkorea]

Dog Commands

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명령어- Commands

애완견- Pet

앉아- Sit

안돼- No

기다려- Wait

잘했어- Good job

엎드려- Lie down

이리와/일로와- Come here

[babyfairy]

[angelbabyspice]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i….really don’t like this.

[chaosjudgement]

[bratzjunie]

[metoo-3]

[blackvoiceroyals]

[naturally-nikkilynn]

[bikonciousnessa]

[thetattedstoner]

[almondkittie]

[originalweirdough-deactivated20]

[gentlemanlypansexual]

[wakandamama]

[maevestormborn]

[plussizeappreciationfics]

[storyofamadblackwoman]

[b-o-m-b-s]

[prostylgel]

[gluten-free-pussy]

[whatshouldwecallconservatory-de]

[robeblr]

Y’all post shit like this they’re gonna shut down tik tok like they did vine

[cosmicbunn1]

[lewd-graveyard-deactivated20220]

[celestial-attuned-twins-moved-d]

I stopped watching wgen she said my ex was there when I was born.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

[gaymathematics]

[kissyoulikealover]

she went home………………she cried a little bit……………she got an in n out burger ……….she ate a lot……………..then she wrote 1989……………one of the most successful pop albums of all time

[rosesjune]

mindful cafe stops☕️

[freejimmer-blog]

Why do they want us dead so badly

[alexagent21]

stfu this price on food will keep me alive when I’m starving and putting quarters together to maybe stay alive until my next shift.

[thequantumqueer]

rich people: why is unhealthy food so cheap? don’t they know we have no self-control and will eat this until it causes health problems?

poor people: oh, thank god, something i can afford.

[weird-syrup]

Five bucks can buy you so much more though if you take more than five minutes to prepare it.

[medusaofthesea-deactivated20160]

Umm. Idk where you’re buying groceries, but $5 doesn’t get me anything.

[theunicornkittenkween-deactivat]

Lol they want u to live on salted pasta and nothing else. XDDD God forbid people want something cheap that TASTES good.

Like- if u have more than $5 u can buy lots of things in bulk and per serving it’s cheaper. But for just straight $5??? Fuck outta here. $5 is like the cost of one spice at a grocery store ffs

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

Yeah for just straight $5 I could maybe buy a bag of rice and a jar of peanut butter, and that’s honestly less complete nutrition than that fast food, which at least has some vegetables in it, some meat, etc.

[an-gremlin-deactivated20160222]

Rich people don’t get that being poor actually costs money. Terry Pratchett summed it up pretty well in one of the Discworld books: “But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.”

[sine-cosine]

In fact, it’s such a good example that one widely used term to describe this socioeconomic bullshit is literally ‘Vime’s Boots’

[whatsliferotfl]

[bob-belcher]

[catchymemes]

[3ds-xl]

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

[ambermayvlog-blog]

I fucking hate this website 

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[memehumor]

Why Am I Like This

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[aphony-cree]

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

[fuzipenguin]

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

[hourgloss]

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller