[walkingproof]

Kendrick Lamar x Not Like Us (Super Bowl)

[lakemojave]

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

[bluehairedspidey]

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[fangorn-forest]

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

[sawasawako-archived]

characters who have an unwavering sense of duty my beloved

[sawasawako-archived]

stop stop it’s going to turn into a fatal flaw!

[memehex]

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

[monakisss]

the reverend family and harrow's childhood (based on htn)

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[fairyturds]

Reverend daughter,,,

[no-more-dead-dogs]

yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

[frutiguro]

[qwestleon]

[teathattast]

[trans-yllz]

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

[toxicyuricaramel]

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history

[returnoftheobradinn]

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t