This is my blog.

Hello, and welcome to my crib son. Memes r good 4 ur heart do n-t forget~!!! Pamela. 27. she/her Basically, it's a very multifandom experience around here.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Costello: Who did this to me? Abbott: That's right. Costello: What's right? Abbott: Who trapped you in this realm. Costello: That's what I'm asking you! Abbott: That's what I'm telling you. Costello: What's the entity's name that took my body and banished my soul to this outer world? Abbott: That's also right. Costello: What's also right? Abbott: What is another of the names it bears. Costello: WHO bears multiple names?! Abbott: It certainly does.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Costello: What was the name of the aspect which unpersoned me? Abbott: No. Why was the aspect which unpersoned you. Costello: That's beyond my knowledge! Abbott: None survive who have faced that aspect.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Costello: Let me see if I got this straight. Who walked the face of the Earth before life was dreamed by the mad gods. Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right! Costello: Who unseated the powerful but foolish Unnaturally. Abbott: Right! Costello: Unnaturally ate of the spirit of That's Beyond My Knowledge. Abbott: Now you've got it! Costello: I don't know what I'm talking about! That's Beyond My Knowledge took Wherefore who took Why who took Costello, who was once a human, into its teeming shadow. Abbott: That's it exactly! Costello: Well, I'm beyond caring! Abbott: Speak not that name; it may hear you.

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[thememedaddy]

[animentality]

[senatortedcruz]

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[kilikesmilktea]

I remember being in the car with my papa and I heard an ad on the radio that was like:

“Martha’s job is to watch a bunch of immature children constantly screaming at each other.

“So when she comes home, she likes to relax by turning on the tv and watch a bunch of immature adult women constantly screaming at each other.

“The difference is that the adults are not Martha’s problem.”

Which is actually a pretty accurate example of why it’s normal and ok to enjoy something in fiction that may be problematic or unrealistic irl.

[kyraneko]

People like skydiving, roller coasters, and waterslides.

Which are basically "what if falling to your death wasn't actually a problem" and therefore fun.

Fictionalizing (and therefore, deprobleming) problems is quite common across a lot of activities.

[redsixwing]

When I'm done with my monkeys, I enjoy going to the circus.

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[macrolit]

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[ankle-beez]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

actually the best part of the lotr cast commentary is getting to hear about sir ian mckellen’s gay agenda

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

i phrased this as a joke because it is pretty funny but its also worth reading what he said:

IAN: When I suggested to Sean that he took Elijah’s hand it was because I thought anyone who knew the book would care about the deep friendship, often of an innocently physical nature, and that might’ve been missed by two resolutely heterosexual actors who mightn’t appreciate that gay people like myself saw in a touch something perhaps more meaningful than others might. So to persuade him to touch Elijah, I’d say, “Well look, it’s in the book.”

[Sean & Elijah in a separate recording] SEAN: Ian brought the book to me right before we shot it and he said, “Now look here, it says that Sam runs over and grabs Frodo’s hand,” he said. “The fans of the book are going to want to see that.” I sort of—I believed it, and I got a fan letter the other day that a neighbor friend handed to me, and it said how much it meant to her that Sam holds Frodo’s hand at that moment because it was something that she—it was one of the most important moments to her in the book. ELIJAH: Oh, that’s fantastic. It’s those subtle little nuances, man. SEAN: So thank you Ian. ELIJAH: That’s unbelievable.

[pansexual-pied-piper]

The gay agenda is accurate screen adaptions. Also homoerotic subtext.

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[longstoryshort-143]

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home