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this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

karvina

not really sure how to get her out though

karvina

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

tartrazeen

This shirt 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

I'm too stunned and too blinded to listen to a damn thing she's saying 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

I want that shirt 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖 It looks so damn good 💖💖💖💖💖💖

8pxl

they're girlfriends,,,

8pxl

happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

yay-bunnies-zone

most of the time a bunny is a cuddly friend. but if you are a lettuce? heh... not so much.

sp1resong

great post everyone hit the towers

sunshinetomorrow

this clip from the new will anderson video is actually maybe the funniest thing ive seen in years

kushblazer666

1percentcharge

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook

1percentcharge

possessedscholar

Anyways, this pride remember the Egg Prime Directive is bad and more than a little transmisogynist!

possessedscholar

I’mma keep it real, a number of people seem to equate “suggesting to someone they might be a trans woman” with “removing their agency on the matter” and I think these people need to take a long look at themselves and ask why that’s their assumption.

cosmonautroger

funishment-time

yea

superhighschoolleveldespair

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

superhighschoolleveldespair

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flowerbleedme

mellowcomet

nickelodeon 2010s teen sitcom apartment decoration

janmisali

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

ceruleanheaven

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

ceruleanheaven

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

ceruleanheaven

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

ceruleanheaven

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

ceruleanheaven

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

ceruleanheaven

lets all kill ourselves

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.