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Every time I see that post that’s something like “weird, but technically not a sin,” I think about being seven or eight years old and bawling to the priest that I had scaled the walls of the pantry in my home like a spider monkey in order to eat all of the cookies that my parents had naïvely hidden on the top shelf to keep me from getting into them and wailing that I was a hopeless criminal and hearing just dead silence on the other side of the little wall.

hislittleflower-throughconcrete

#the priest was definitely trying not to laugh

drdeath

Fully and utterly obsessed with every single aspect of this scene

wintersoldierfell

#when you’re both gay and one of you is stuck at a family dinner so you plan an elaborate rescue mission

howelljenkins

when i was a freshman in high school i memorized the first half hour of howls moving castle scene for scene so i could watch it in my head while doing the mile run during gym

greelin

responses to the question “you got a name?”, all of which i have used, especially whilst sleep-deprived and/or not paying attention

“i do!” followed by me not saying my name, ever, at any point

“do you?”

“i have many” no idea what i meant w/ that one like, sincerely, and that was probably deeply unnerving or at least moderately unnerving

“possibly? who knows”

“that sure is.. a question. that has an answer”

“yeah..” followed by uncomfortable laughter

captainlordauditor

op is surrounded by fae

wannacuppatealuv

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

lustformcgrath

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

brawltogethernow

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

lowdoseenby

the three genders

bleuskais

#i see this post every now and then #and i know the mcu is VERY problematic #but damn if this wasnt an incredible movie #and an incredible post

king

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

faestruck

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

distinguishedbaloney

heartshapedbasil

I’ve had enough, this is me now

imahashtagloser

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda

heartshapedbasil

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny

one-time-i-dreamt

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

almost-always-eventually-right

this username escapes me every single time

zoozve

i cant stop thinking about this post

dkpsyhog

I love the idea that when you draw a pentagram Hell gets an @everyone discord ping

simonalkenmayer

Does discord allow me to tailor commands that will ping everyone because if so I’d like my new @everyone to be 150 pentagrams.

jayykesley

my brain, stomping it’s feet: i wanna use one inconsequential negative experience to spiral into an echo-chamber of self hatred!!!

me, stirring my tea with my little plastic knife: no, we don’t do that anymore

release-the-sheep

guerrillatech

inkskinned

oh, i am finally old enough to know why my parents took so long to grab their coats. why they would ask us to get ready to go only to sit down for another round of coffee. what would i tell myself, at 10 years old? it’s okay. sit down with them too. take in the extra hour with your friend and her family. when you get home, write down every moment in your diary. one day you will be older and you will be waving goodbye to your best friend, and you will turn the key to start your beat up little car engine, and you will look back over your shoulder. her hair will be blowing in the wind and she will be beautiful and you will be, for a moment, struck by all of it. what you will feel is so wide and nameless that it will engulf you. and you will think of being 14 and kicking her under the table in math every time you wanted to whisper something behind the teacher’s back. you will think about how long the days felt, and how you could hold her hand whenever you wished, but you didn’t. and you will think about all of the people you could have lingered with. and you will wish, more than you have ever felt a wish, that the universe just gave you that - more time to linger. more time to say - i love you. i know i need to leave, but i don’t want to leave you. and when i go, i am leaving a piece of my heart that lingers too.

one more round of coffee. the days are so short, and you are so lovely.

bakwaaas

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.” (mikko harvey)