everyone in yellowjackets is fucked up because they had to be cannibals in the woods except for callie who's fucked up because she didn't get to be a cannibal in the woods
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everyone in yellowjackets is fucked up because they had to be cannibals in the woods except for callie who's fucked up because she didn't get to be a cannibal in the woods
TIL Filipino officials stopped illegal fishing techniques using dynamite by placing underwater statues of Jesus and the Virgin Mary which no one would dare damage.
via reddit.com
we turned the fish Catholic
THEY’RE TURNING THE FRIGGING FISH CATHOLIC!
on the plus side, being that the fish are now catholic, they can no longer use birth control which will be a boon to populations that have been over-fished to the breaking point.
the down side, is that they now eat humans on fridays.
Depending on the species of fish, they might have already been doing that
Hey what was against tumblr community guidelines in the turning of the fish Catholic
The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far
I bite my ice cream
that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to
ice cream is food and should be bitten
ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.
discuss
what madness have you brought down on us
Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?
I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.
one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone
please never say that again
Reblog for ice cream discourse
finally a post for me.. im not sure if you can really bite ice cream on a bowl since ya scoop it with a spoon but i bite ice cream when on a cone and i also bite popsicles
hot take:
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.
just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down
oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals
In which Klaus is giving a Keeping Up with the Hargreeves recap, Vanya’s absolutely confused, and Allison is totally and completely Done.
five: you can’t make everyone like you. you’re not vanya.
diego: not everybody likes vanya.
five: who doesn’t?
diego: what?
five: names, now. give me their names.
I love that Allison says she knows 7 different languages, Vanya unwittingly speaks Russian to the FBI guy and Five speaks other languages in the show. But when Luther and Diego saw Öga for Öga written in the floor their first thought was it was a name.
What the f*ck these two were doing during their language classes?
Work Song by Hozier except it’s being sung by what sounds like a few fellow laborers a ways up the coal mine that you’re working in. It’s dark and cold and grueling work, but whoever the singer is, he has a sweet story and a sweeter voice, and morale seems to pick up with each beat.
By the end the entire mine has begun mining in harmony, but as you look for the source of the song… no one claims the credit.
when Faith calls Buffy ‘B’ :’)
btvs rewatch ✞ 6x22 Grave
Buffy, you will go to the Gleaves family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet. I will? Are you not used to being given orders?
Top 20 Ships As Voted By My Followers #16 • Buffy & Faith [Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
“The two share a sweet look, the beginning of a real connection.”