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This took EONS but it was too perfect not to do it

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

#bear diet plus occasional weed to simulate hibernation

marsoid

🔥 RIDE OR DIE UPDATE! 🔥

When Lucky learns his missing mother was a renowned street racer, he and flirtatious mechanic Vick enter an illegal racing tournament using her old car to find answers. As they attract the attention of a masked cult leader, they discover the muscle car is possessed by a demon, with secrets and vengeful ambitions of its own.

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And don't forget to check out the Ride or Die KICKSTARTER!!

#YEAHHJH

vesperosy

this tweet has been fucking killing me

#wha #witch hat atelier #lmaooooo

butchfagminotaur

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

#thats your throne queen

lesbianshepard

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

#we had to explain the pear wiggler to a friend last week

kmpshitposter

My entry for Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines Pin-Up Event [guys only edition] created by @crownedinmarigolds and @vampemoqueen featuring my favorite nerd Mitnick and malkavian fledgling ^,..,^

#FUCK YEAH DUDE LETS GO #op I hope you always pour out the exact amount of pasta you need on the first try #this rules #cool art

whoever first thought to have ads play 3x louder than the thing that you're watching I hope you have to live between an airport and a busy railroad track the rest of your life

several villians and henchpeople in a relationship call that a polycruel

#goodnight

formlab

Seestück (Gegenlicht), Gerhard Richter. 1969

#ocean #fuck yeah dude

butch--dan

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

#malcolm in the middle i will always lov u

marsoid

🔥 RIDE OR DIE UPDATE! 🔥

3 new pages!

When Lucky learns his missing mother was a renowned street racer, he and flirtatious mechanic Vick enter an illegal racing tournament using her old car to find answers. As they attract the attention of a masked cult leader, they discover the muscle car is possessed by a demon, with secrets and vengeful ambitions of its own.

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Read update | Tapas | Webtoon

First page | Read ahead on Patreon

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And don't forget to check out the Ride or Die KICKSTARTER!!

#mars i am gnawing on the first page of this i love the first sequence

ijaazat

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

#fuck yeah dude

byjove

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

byjove

The Cajun Herbes de Provence fries were like $17 but what’s worse is you’ll be craving them for the rest of your life.

#is it a gimmick? yes #do i fuckin love little big burger anyway? hell yes #11 bucks for a slider and a lil bag of fries that you crave for like a month after