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20, you motherfuckers aren't ready for helga g. pataki mains

[maliketh]

masterpost

[ice-block]

[real-kit-walker]

Someone redraw this but w Kira

[frnletorres]

[gutpuker-deactivated20251012]

"there is something wrong with me" would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe

[hanavesinauttija]

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

[hanavesinauttija]

now I'm it/she

[spicypolls]

Is it sexy if someone is having an affair and, before having sex, they pull off their married lover's ring with their teeth?

YES, that's so hot on every level.

Yes, mainly because affairs in general are hot.

Yes, mainly for the specific dynamic of symbolically involving the marriage.

Yes, mainly because pulling clothes/rings off with teeth is hot.

Yes, with another explanation.

I guess, I'm neutral on it.

No, because pulling a ring off with teeth is unsexy.

No, because symbolically involving the marriage being cheated on is unsexy.

No, because affairs/cheating is unsexy.

No, with another explanation.

Other

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Voting ended onDec 24, 2024

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

i hate him and that dumb ass toy

[squirtcobain]

[greelin]

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

[greelin]

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

[narwhalsarefalling]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[narwhalsarefalling]

in my defense:

and:

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

[squirrelstone]

No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

[rachirdsims]

Vampire Brows For Everyone!

The brows that came with Vampires are amazing but it’s sad that you can only use them when they are vampires, so I did a little conversion and made them for humans, aliens, and all our other occults!

Credits to EA for the texture, all I did was make them for all sims.

There are four package files and can be found in skin details by these tags: Forehead, Freckles, Mouth Crease, Mole

Enabled for all ages and base game compatible!

There are two thumbnails - one for feminine frames and one for masculine frames

Please respect my TOU

Download / Donate

[welcometoqueer]

Just to be clear, Kamala conceded with grace and dignity but it is still well within everyone’s right to demand an investigation and even a recount with due cause despite a winner being declared. U.S.Americans have the right to demand free and fair elections (we don’t have a right to, say, start an insurrection like certain people did after the 2020 election).

Many, including major swing states, (Nevada, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and more) have already admitted to data and ballots not being recognized or lost and are recounting or calling for a recount. It usually takes days to count and record votes, a day after a bunch of election tampering is not enough.

If you used a mail-in ballot and haven’t yet, check if it was actually counted and “recognized.” A lot of mail-in voters from swing states found out that their ballots were uncounted today.

[beezlebutch]

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

[jehandant]

Reblogging this again bc people in the notes are asking a lot of "Am I included? Am I disabled if I have x?" and I just wanted to add the flag here to show people who the pride month is for.

This is the new flag, the old one was more vivid and in a z shape, but it's been made more neutral to be inclusive of people with seizures or sensory issues.

Each stripe represents a different aspect of disability:

Red: Physical disabilities

Yellow: Cognitive & intellectual disabilities

White: (And this is the key one I think) Invisible AND undiagnosed disabilities

Blue: Mental illnesses

Green: Sensory disabilities

If you're autistic or have ADHD? this is your pride month. If you have a mental illness, it's your pride month. If you're hard of hearing, this is your pride month. If you have an autoimmune disorder, this is your pride month. If you are not diagnosed with anything but you know something is up with you: THIS IS STILL YOUR PRIDE MONTH.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

[jrwiyuri]

Plagiarism - Wikipedia

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you cant do this to me

[thepastisaroadmap]

[ID: tags that say “i feel like i’m investing. remember me when this post has 20k.” End ID]

[evilscientist3]

Antblr

🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹² ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃ ˢᵘᵍᵃʳ 🐝 walter-wasp Follow Nice i am going to eat it i think :3 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ²⁷³⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁵⁴⁷⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷⁵⁴³ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ¹⁵⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ¹²⁸ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ ² ᵇᶦˡˡᶦᵒⁿ ᵐᶦᶜʳᵒˢᶜᵒᵖᶦᶜ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ

[lingering-nymph]

"I'm always watching you."

Silent Hill 4 - The Room (2004)

[froggiefrond]

Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do

[beachsideufo]

LITTLE GREEN ALIEN MASTERPOST

i am reuploading these bc tbh im convinced twitter will die,

i draw little aliens to show how i feel cuz i cant properly explain through text and like. heres a couple of them.

[beachsideufo]

[beachsideufo]

[beesmygod]

bruh he hit him with the tsugi ni omae wa

[tatzelwurming]