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Victoria/Tori whatever works 22, Pisces, Slytherin, books, music, cats, history

[onceland]

[turtletotem]

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

[agooduniverse]

#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been  #that is the greatest line  #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie  #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge  #but will he get JUSTICE  #will he get ABSOLUTION  #will he get CATHARSIS  #those are the things we don’t know  #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)

[teenwitched-archive-deactivated]

also:

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

well now I’m crying

[breelandwalker]

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[fairytaleofdust]

Best movie ever!

[like-a-wild-potato]

Also might be crying. @violetoccurrences!

[meowpurrnom]

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

[pixelvted-deactivated20131026]

fucking oh god

[homonymph]

FUCK I WANT

[star-kovs]

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

This is a gift to humankind

[sirxusblack]

      No story lives unless someone wants to listen. 

[hyppogriff]

“Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, These cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.”

[georgejamesvaltom]

Being a Harry Potter fan like:

[nylaporp]

It’s so true though.

[cowboyjimkirk]

[shitthehousessay]

Ravenclaw: Did it hurt?

Slytherin: Did what hurt?

Ravenclaw: When you broke through Earth’s crust, ascending from hell.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dailypirates]

[zombeesknees]

#this entire scene is a fucking masterpiece  #the building tension in Barbossa’s cabin  #the strings in the score rising ominously  #and then the entire movie turns on a /dime/  #‘oh okay’  #I remember thinking  #‘fucking GHOST PIRATES’  #it drops from historical swashbuckler to fantasy swashbuckler in one set piece  #in which the rules for how the crew work are given to you purely in visuals  #and you get to see that sharp difference between horror-horror and fun horror  #because this scene genuinely terrifies Elizabeth  #and delights /you/  #instead of being awful for both of you  #god it’s just so neatly done and raises the stakes for the film and puts everything into context and adds depth to the characters  #and comes as a complete surprise  #this is all the things you want in a set piece  #we should all aspire to storytelling so economical  #(incidentally so should THE SEQUELS  #christ)  (via wizzard890)

[prismatic-bell]

Also a demonstration of how to do CGI and do it WELL. Very little of this scene looks hokey or “dated” even fifteen years later. They really thought through how it should WORK, not just how it should LOOK, and it shows.

[linda-belcher]

everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[spiraphobia]

[slytherinnpride]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone → Deleted Scene

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

cooking with jeff goldblum and bryce dallas howard

please turn the sound on you won’t regret it

[jturn]

I know Jeff Goldblum is the better part of this video but Bryce’s laugh is so anime hand face pose that I can’t believe it. She laughs like she’s at the peak of her abilities and my petty resistance to her might is nothing

[distinguishedbaloney]

[memewhore]