HPHking

Hufflepuff, nerd, he/hi, xnfp, lets be friends, inbox always open, peace n blessings

[egberts]

[vaporwavesimulator]

also werewolves that dont fit into the ‘stereotypical werewolf’ criteria are nice as well. i want a story where it turns out the dainty and sweet lady is the monster that slaughters people every full moon.

[vaporwavesimulator]

Please.

[bigmammallama5]

[zepeli]

Poughkeepsie, 3/9/2019

[kyra-writes]

I got a clearer shot if ur interested

[zepeli]

WHAT lmao

[incorrect-house-quotes]

slytherin: wow i can’t believe you guys broke the bed. must have been a crazy night!

[last night]

hufflepuff: i bet you can’t jump and touch the ceiling.

gryffindor: fucking watch me

[la-laborista-republiko]

[antifainternational]

Pro tips from original antifa.

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[fanonical]

mcgonagall: albus, i'd like it if you stopped referring to me as 'what's new pussycat'

dumbledore: when did i do that?

mcgonagall: the three broomsticks, the leaky cauldron, the students...you said it to filch as we left hogwarts just now

dumbledore: hm. that does sound like me

[incorrect-house-quotes]

slytherin: why are you two holding hands?

ravenclaw: studies show that holding hands reduces stress

slytherin: oh, so you aren’t dating?

gryffindor: no we are. we’re just also really stressed

[non-bender-world]

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

[comradekatara]

oh honey they are fully dead

[chemicalmagecraft]

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

[comradekatara]

oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder

[sussura]

Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone

Toph: I can do it.

Aang:

Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met

Aang:

Sokka:

Katara:

[panpteryx]

Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too

Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!

Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.

Katara:

Aang:

Sokka:

Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.

Toph: ....did you guys not know you were killing people?

Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right

Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!

Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already

Katara:

Sokka:

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*

[melonishus]

[Aang  looks to all the other Avatars]

[All of them but Kyoshi avoid his eyes]

Kyoshi - I don’t see what the problem is

[nocturan]

It's an earthbender thing

[demidorks]

Sally: Estelle said a swear word today at school.

Percy: Where the fuck did she learn that?

[baeslibrary]

The category is: black women in ethereal moments.

[princesskuragina]

Imagine putting your footnotes at the back of the book (this post made by the footnotes at the bottom of the page gang)

[love-and-cubs-and-white-wolves]

We’re all like: “what if Jaskier had social media?”

…and I’m like, BUT HE HAS :D

…and so much more :D!

So, a), Jaskier in social media is as dramatic and narcissistic, and obsessed with Geralt as he is in the show ;D

b) like Joey said - Jaskier is Geralt’s PR team, marketing team and his social media ninja xD

c) sure Netflix knows which one of the characters is the narrator and the storyteller is the fan favorite :D

d) I love how almost all of his reblogs are about him :D

e) so Yen’s officially his nemesis, huh xD? hahah, wonder whyyy, Jask, wonder why. Jealous much ;p?

[love-and-cubs-and-white-wolves]

(so now with the newest and most honorable addition of Jaskier calling himself Geralt’s bard 💖 - ekhm, a flawless bard, of course, who belongs to our just as flawless Witcher 👅)

[redstarovermoundcity]

what the fuck is “dark academia”

[redstarovermoundcity]

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

I’m at 5 what about you?

[skinningacrocodile]

I don’t think I’m that picky anymore but I still scored a 25

[ruff-n-puff]

10

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god