Noodle-bowls

I'm a huge nerd with too many hyperfixations Bi 19

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Is it cheating if Marvel men suddenly have my heart? I've always been a Daredevil lover but this new show? Oh my God. So you know I had to watch Punisher and let me tell you.....I've got something he could punish if you catch my drift. The way I need both these men, among others its killing me even if it veers from my usual content.

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Started watching Game Of Thrones per my fathers request and....yknow im glad I waited so long bc like....all the Stark siblings? Thwy have no need to look like that. Robb? Jon?? Sansa??? Jon snow may know nothing but i can show him things.

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Red Flags

Tags: [imagines] [batfam x reader] [mild angst??] [Mentions of toxic relationships]

Characters included: [Bruce Wayne] [Dick Grayson] [Jason Todd] [Stephanie Brown] [Tim Drake] [Damian Wayne Al-Ghul]

Author thoughts: I have some very biased opinions and obvious favorites.

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Bruce Wayne~

Bruce doesnt have a singular red flag. Hes more a red banner. Hes not healthy. He knows it. He pushes you away before you even get involved. Its like he's testing you. To see if youre good enough. If you deserve the love he has to offer.

He doesn't even give excuses for the late nights. He doesnt think he owes you a reason. He doesnt think he has to answer to you becuase...why would he?

But when he does get attached? Its only after he almost loses you. Not because you threaten to break up with him, because let's be real...that won't matter to him. When youre almost taken from him. A threat. A human. A person he should've ahd locked up a long time ago. And then the clinging comes.

The million texts a day. You dont answer in a timely manner? Hes calling. He cant tell if he wants you to be like a lover or more like a caretaker.

Bruce is not healthy. But once he has you he won't let go.

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Dick Grayson~

Dick tries he really does. He's an....okay boyfriend. Everyone has their flaws. And dating a billionaires son is not for the weak of heart. He doesn't really notice when the waitress is flirting with him, right in front of you lind you. He just smiles charmingly and laughs until he sees the look on your face. The disgust. The dissapointment. The hurt. He makes it up to you, of course he does but it doesnt take the hurt away. Other than that he really only has one problem. That half listening thing that men do. Where he nods along and hums but when you ask him about the conversation later he doesnt even remember this conversation happening.

And if you didn't know if he was nightwing? The secrets, the late nights, the random bruises that could play off as hickies. Its torture. And he won't even tell you where they come from.

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Jason Todd~

Jason really has no idea how yo be a boyfriend. Everything he knows is from media he consumed either pre pit or post pit. Books and movies aren't good teachers though. Not when theres an anger boiling in your chest at the Minor inconvenience. The one coworker you get a little close to. But the anger...the anger is what really kills him. He never yells. Its the silent anger. The anger where he slams his hand against the counter or shuts the cupboard too hard before stomping off for "space". Because he cant tell you. How could he tell you? How cane he explain that when you put his mug up right its wrong. How can he explain that when you dont set your shoes next to eachother it ruins his whole routine. How does he explain that these little things are what matter more?

But dont get angry. Dont you dare try ti spin his words on him because that defense only get louder. Its not anger its fear. Fear that you'll leave. Fear that hes not good enough. Fear that you'll realize you can do better and leave. Because why would you choose him? If you knew everything that was wrong with him you would leave surely.

But he apologizes. His apologies will make you forgive him everytime. He cries. He sits on his knees infront of you and begs for forgiveness. Because he can be better. Just for you. Only for you.

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Stephanie Brown~

Stephanie hasn't exactly had the best examples of romance. Her father certainly wasnt the example. Dating Tim had been fun but...it wasnt real. Not really. But thats the problem, she doesn't take anything seriously. You have a problem? She makes a joke, kisses your face until your face until you kaugh and calls it good. There's no serious conversations. She can only hold the tension for five minutes before she gets antsy. She doesnt know what to do when you finally have enough. When you break down but you cant go to her. You can't go to her because she doesnt listen. And you dont mean to but you find yourself pushing her away when things get hard. And its not just the fights, its the dates. But thats what you fell in love with right? The whimsy, the joy, the childlike wonder is what drew you in. But now it grates on your nerves becuase you cant even go to a resturaunt without her embarrassing you guys something she deems absolutely normal.

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Tim Drake~

Tim is a creep. There's no other way to put it. You didnt really notice at first it just seemed like he pays attention. But then he knows things you dont even mention. Things you've never told him, or anyone for that matter. But thats ignorable right? Who doesnt research their crush before dating?

What gets you is the self importance. The way he thinks hes so much smarter than you. They way he thinks hes always the smartest person in the room even if its the thing you got your damn degree in.

Everything's about him. Everything about him until you sit him down like hes stupid and tell him "stop treating me like an idiot" and explain that it hurts. He tries to fix it. He still catches himself sometimes, the way your give him a deadpanned look when he mansplains the best studying method for your personality type.

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Cassandra Cain~

Cass tries to be a good girlfriend. She just doesn't know how to. She doesnt know how to act when youre upset. You dont even have to say anything. You just have these signs and She shuts down. You dont even have to be mad at her.

She just pulls away. She shuts down because if youre angry you obviously dont want to be around. She doesnt fo the average avoidance thing. Staying on the other sode of the room isnt enough. No she hides in a closet. She hids with the linens until her phone buzzes with that text wondering where she is.

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Damian Wayne Al-Ghul~

Damian had only ever seen toxic relationships. His mother was pampered by her lovers. His mother was mean to her lovers until they fell to her feet with a promise if something better.

He pampers. Of course he does. But he expects a dangerous kind of devotion. The kind where you only see him or want him. Its dangerous. Its the kind that makes your family and friends worry and he doesnt even realize why it could be bad.

It takes a long time. A very long time for him to slow down. A long time for him to fall into a smoother relationship.

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[noodle-bowls]

Ideal Dates

Tags: [fluff] [multi character] [headcannons]

Characters included: [Dick Grayson] [Jason Todd] [Tim Drake] [Stephanie Brown] [Cassandra Cain] [ Damian Wayne]

Been thinking about the batkids ideal dates lately, being such odd and eclectic people is gonna have some kinda odd affects in their dating life so.

Dick grayson~

He could lie and say that he loves those fancy dates. The ones where he gets to see you dress up real nice and flaunt you around, and don't get me wrong he loves those but....he likes having you to himself. He likes escaping the city for a bit, going to those rural towns. His ideal dates? A circus. He wants to immerse you in that life that made him the way he is. He points out everything, the arailists the contortionist, he wants to tell you about every inner working of the circus. Because he loves you. Because he knows you care enough to listen.

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Jason Todd~

Jason doesn't consider himself romantic or old fashioned. He didn't really date when he was younger, not through his own fault but because he just...didn't have the time. He has odd interests. He knows that. Don't get me wrong he loves a good cafe and book reading date and sharing whatever is going on between the books. Jason likes the outdoors. The only good thing his father gave him was probably an old hunting cabin outside of Gotham. That's where he takes you. He acts like its no big deal, like he didn't stock up enough food for the time you're there with all your favorites. Like he didn't pre-chop fire wood. Jason likes the silence. He likes that it doesn't smell like Gotham, that there's no smog or sirens out here. Just the two of you. And then you can sit and read and exist...together.

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Stephanie Brown~

Stephanie wasn't allowed to date as a teenager. Don't get me wrong, Steph loves a good movie or window shopping for a date. Her dream? An arcade. She loves the bright lights, the neon flashes, the dings and bells. It makes her feel young again, childish. And being able to share that with the person she cares about? She'd spend every quarter at the arcade if it meant watching your eyes light up whenever you won a stupidly overpriced game.

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Tim Drake~

Tim knows he's not normal. What normal teenager watches Batman to find his identity? So Tim knows that normal dates don't really satiate him. Not to say he doesn't like normal dates, he's a college aged boy, a prodigy for Wayne and Drake. But it comes with so much pressure that he just...wants to exist sometimes. So when he meets you he tests out the water. Unconventional dates. Showing you those secret hidden parts of Gotham. And then he brings you home. He likes just...existing in the same space. Sitting at opposite ends of the couch, reading, scrolling, doing homework or whatever as long as some part of your body is touching his. An arm over his shoulder, a leg over his lap, or heaven forbid your feet touch and incite an intervention from the family.

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Cassandra Cain~

Cass was never really taught how to love. How to show people she cared about them. Words weren't necessary, not when you just unnderstood her with a look. Coffee dates are fun, she likes hearing you talk about your day. Movies are nice because there's no expectation to talk. But her dream? The aquarium,. To Cass it's like another world has opened up, like sharing her love for the depth of the ocean somehow makes her love you even more.

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Damian Wayne~

Damians lived a life of luxury. He's never had to want for something. not the way he wants you. The fancy dinners didn't work, not to impress you. The galas were simply like a favor, you went because he asked you to. Normal dates would never suffice, not for his love. To him it needs to mean more. Dance lessons. Of course Talia taught him to dance years ago, but an excuse to spin you around the room in some cute outfit with laughs? The date may seem simple but he'd spend a fortune just to dance with you.

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[mala--draws]

13 songs i've been listening to lately! ᯓ‎𝄞 ˎˊ˗

tagged by @bluebdger (i so don't mind, thank u for the tag :D) so in no paticular order:

ae fond kiss - the corries

pomeranian - forager [live at ]

something heavy - jacob collier

heart of a river - rambu (indie musical!!!)

live at the jazz cafe - olivia dean *1

unknown/nth - harvard opportunes (hozier cover)

blackbird - harvard opportunes (beatles cover)

francesa - hozier

like real people do - hozier

cherry wine - hozier (i'm being honest okay lmao)

wild mountain thyme/will ye go, lassie go? *2

real house - adrianne lenker

sadness as a gift - adrianne lenker

*1 ok technincally not a song but an album but i can't listen fifty olivia dean songs. the set list was: echo; be my own boyfriend; baby come home; slowly; what am i gonna do on sundays; cross my mind; the hardest part; reason to stay

*2 i alternate covers, so: jacob hollier, dodie and laufey; sinners soundtrack; the corries and the petersons

no pressure tag (reblog or make ur own post :D): @ziggy8891 @shrubdrawsalot @scourgie @fishiechippies @leadbody (if uve done it and i havent seen soz 🙏)

[scourgie]

in no particular order, these are my faves of what I've been listening to the past week lolll:

Hau Ruck (song) - KMFDM

Bodysnatchers - Radiohead

Suffocate Me - Angelfish

How Soon Is Now? - Snake River Company

Discipline - Nine Inch Nails

Head Like A Hole - Nine Inch Nails

Spookshow Baby - Rob Zombie

Be My Druidess - Type O Negative

Bend Your Mind - Elysian Fields

Stitch In Time - Genitorturers

Bite My Hip - Bauhaus

Lilith/Eve - Machines Of Loving Grace

Rite Of Shiva - Machines Of Loving Grace

LOLL if I was asked this last week it would have been all hozier, miniature tigers, fleet foxes, arctic monkeys... I tried to keep it one song per artist/band but NIN and MOLG have been pretty prominent in my playlists whadofkh and KMFDM too but I didn't wanna just put a dozen and one KMFDM songs and be done with it...

no pressure tags: @countthelions @viskozni-varhanik @givem3thegun @zourdoh @sheepispink :]]]]

[sheepispink]

yay!!! Ty for the tag !!

I’ve been in my pop punk era for a whileeee now, so here are my fav listened this week (no order)

1) Keep the change, You filthy Animal (All time low)

2) Stella (all time low)

3) Semi charmed Life (Third Eye Blind)

4) The Middle (Jimmy Eat World)

5) The Anthem (Good charlotte)

6) Girls & Boys (Good Charlotte)

7) My Own Worst Enemy (Lit)

8) When You Were Young (The Killers)

9) Nod Krai theme (Genshin Impact/Hoyomix)

10) Out of Touch (Daryll Hall & John Oates)

11) Animal (Neon Trees)

12) Scotty Doesnt Know (Lustra)

13) Lying is the Most Fun a Girl can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! at the Disco

love all these sm and atl is my fav band rn

no pressure tags @mxxnechos @pythonmoth @alexinarcadia @robin-i-promise

[mxxnechos]

hey hey hai !! thank you for tagging me twin muehheehhee

ermmmm this was hard, like really hard. choosing my top music? nightmare. all over the place. i can’t decide. i listen to too much music. i love music.

Anyway! Here’s some of my top songs recently, but i fear it’s sooooooooo all of the place hehe

Djo. Please don’t make me choose. I listen to absolutely all his songs all day and night. (My current repeat though are Purgatory Silverstar or Awake!) But I’ve genuinely been listening to his entire discography for the past like 2 weeks every single day for the whole day😭

Missing out by Maya Hawke!!

Chaos Angel by Maya Hawke hehe

Buttercup by Hippo Campus !!

Death Punch by Vundabar !!!!

Mothers by Grimm Grimm

Sanctuary by Tamino and Mitski

Persephone by Tamino

Nightmare Parade by FAKE TYPE.

Above the neck by SOFIA ISELLA

California Rain by James Marriott

Left for good (ALL THE SINGLES IN THAT EP) by Bad Omens (guys i love bad omens so bad i need them to release their new songs LIKE YESTERDAY GIVE EM TO ME NEOWWWWW)

Welcome to Horrorwood & Farewell II Flesh by Ice Nine Kills !! (both of them because i literally have a playlist dedicated to them two just just play on repeat)

i love djo. i love maya hawke. i love ice nine kills. i love sofia isella. i love vundabar. i love james marriott. I LOVE THEM ALL AARAGSHWVEJW i fear i need all their music injected in my veins like yesterday

ALSO I LOVE PANIC! AT THE DISCO IS ALSO MY TOP their anniversary deluxe release is bomb i love it

i adore music guys never try to understand my taste it’s all over the place (my spotify is linked in my pinned hehe)

no pressure tags!!! @froggibus @dovewhoreofbabylon @harbours-lighthouse @soulsforsales none of youse of course need to do this hehe 🫶 (and anyone who wants to join!!)

[froggibus]

(meant to answer this yesterday when u tagged me and forgot :,) ty leche also for the tag <3 <3)

this is gonna be such an ugly list 😭😭 i've been listening to the radio a lot lately cause its good background, but here's what ive been *intentionally* listening to

(side note @mxxnechos i was lowkey listening to your duo djo/maya playlist and its SO good)

good old days by zoo (local band, 'surf' rock? it slaps!!)

ride by icona pop (such a fun song!! i listen to this one while i work out usually :p)

can i call you in the morning? by the beaches (loooove the beaches)

sports car by tate mcrae (another canadian :p kinda writing a fic based on this rn)

blame brett by the beaches (FAVE SONG!! this plays on repeat tbh)

sunflower by post malone (spiderverse my beloved <3 my friend and i have a bit where we roleplay? spiderman when we play overwatch + listen to this)

year of the optimist by beach bunny (if i was in a coming of age movie this would be my theme :p)

brain stew by green day (i fear this does not fit the vibes but i love this song sm)

kiss her you fool by kids that fly (this is on my romcom playlist, i always think abt this song with wally <3)

frustrated unnoticed by damone (another one from my wally playlist, im *also* writing a fic on this one)

fernando by abba (saw a tiktok edit of fernando alonso to this and its been stuck in my head)

night shift by lucy dacus (my friend showed me this one and it SLAPS!! also making a fic on this one....)

miami by will smith (idek for this one, just very vibey)

low pressure tags -> @black-cubes @wixenburr @kitkatscabinet @queen-of-gotham @envy-kitty @gr0und-zer00 :p

[queen-of-gotham]

Oh my gooooosh. I literally listen to so much music 😅 so let’s do the literal last 13 songs I listened to… also I’m sorry for the whiplash it may give you lol

1. Pretty Girls - Flo Milli

2. Her - JVKE (Feat. ZVC)

3. Say You Won’t Let Go - James Arthur

4. Slumber Party - Ashnikko (Feat. Princess Nokia)

5. BUSTA RHYMES - Qveen Herby

6. NISSAN ALTIMA - Doechii

7. Honey - Taylor Swift

8. Close To You - Gracie Abrams

9. Bluest Flame - Selena Gomez, benny blanco

10. Figure You Out - VIOLA

11. Too Much - Dove Cameron

12. Roommates - Hilary Duff

13. Get Lucky - Daft Punk (Feat. Pharrell Williams, Nile Rodgers)

No Pressure Tags: @sobbingscripter @splodencible @emskryptonite @hell-upon-earth @jellibean420 & whoever else wants to play!

[sobbingscripter]

this feels like peeking into peoples' brains and it's so fun.

Ummmm, top 10, in no particular order.

1. All For Me — Mariah the Scientist

2. Sacrifice — Mariah the Scientist

3. Drive — SZA

4. Jealous Type — Doja Cat

5. Better in the Dark — Jordana, TV Girl

6. Strategy — TWICE, Megan Thee Stallion

7. Burning Blue — Mariah the Scientist

8. Apple Cider — beabadoobee

9. Harvey — Her's

10. Olivia — One Direction

no pressure tags: @wingfleur @secretaccountlol @thelunarloon @noodle-bowls @nataliewritesfluff and anyone else who wants to join 🌷🌷

[noodle-bowls]

Listen no judgements, I have no specific favorite Genre

1. Basic Being Basic - Djo

2. When it Was Wrong - The California Honeydrops

3. It Will Come Back - Hozier

4. Prison Song - S.O.D

5. City Grown Willow - Radio Company

6. Rush - Troye Sivan (that one heated rivalry edit got me hooked)

7. Pale, Pale Moon - Sinners

8. Kill Bill - SZA and Doja Cat

9. Eat Your Young - Hozier

10. Bitch of Living - Spring Awakening

No pressure tags-

@ciricearts @they-wont-find-me

[noodle-bowls]

Excuse me Doc

Damian Wayne x nurse!user

Warnings: None. Just fluff and flirting

Tags: [mlw] [time skip] [doctor damian au] [nurse user] [fluff] [self indulgent]

Thinking about Doctor Damian Wayne.

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Valentines celebrations are in full swing. Which means people tend to get twenty times stupider when their judgment is clouded by hearts and disgustingly bright pink decor.

The Emergency department seems to take the brunt of stupidity, or at least that's what Damian thinks as soon as he walks through the door. You'd think he'd be tired of the blood and the drama but...he thrives. The rush. The way he can bounce between patients without getting attached, it's the reason he chose the E.D.

Well...and then there was you. You with your little name tag, a star sticker next to your name, those matching scrubs that seemed to oppose his deep gray ones. You were just...perfect.

"Morning Doctor Wayne."

Your voice meets his ears as he tugs a stethoscope over his head, letting it rest over the back of his neck. He's mellowed out in age he'll admit. The hatred that had seeped through him in his teen years has slowly slipped away and...he seemed to have a small smile as grabs the chart for whatever patient- has been piled on his load.

"Funny seeing you here, could've swore you were night shift." He said, taking in your deshelved form. You were his nurse- well not his- but you were the nurse evreyone relied on. Everyone needed.

"They just can't seem to stay away." You joke with that little shrug, a huff of a laugh coming through your nose.

You always seemed to be here. Sometimes Damian wondered if you were just stationary in this God forsaken hospital. You just had a hard time telling people no. Not because you're a push over, no but....because you felt needed.

The valentine's rush wasn't making this any easier. The stupid heart shaped cut outs on the bulletin board. The charge nurse with a vase of flowers on the desk. You're not jealous. It's not jealousy, why would you be jealous?

Romance in Gotham is dead. Dudes are either Jokerz or absolute freaks, (and not in the fun sexy way.) So it's a little hard to imagine dating here, not to mention work-

Fuck, work. The ED is packed. Gurneys being wheeled in from the bay, shouts of a diagnosis, kids screaming and crying, not to mention the geriatric patient who seems to think he needs to greet every pateint. It's busy. It's hectic. And he just exists above it all.

Wayne. He's so calm. He's so calm and put together in those stupid gray scrubs, black thermal rolled above his elbows and that leather necklace on his neck. He looks like he belongs on a runway not this shitshow.

He always seems to find you. No matter what you're doing. Coffee in the lounge? He's there to recommend tea instead.

Leaving after a rough shift? He recommends a pastry place down the road.

Or now, on that rare break where you go outside under the guise of a smoke break with cigarettes you don't even have. He's there.

Hours have passed already. The hospital is like The Labrynth most days, just instead of David Bowie as the goblin king you get...Doctor Damian Wayne Al Ghul.

You can't help the groan that bubbles in your throat. It's no real hatred just exhaustion, because you're falling apart and he looks...perfect.

"Thought I'd find you out here." Even his voice sounds nice, it's like his very existence makes the air warmer. He leans back on the brick wall beside you, sirens and the occasional honk of a car horn breaking through the air.

"You have a stalking habit Dr. Wayne."

"Damian," His voice is amused but almost firm as he glances over to you. His look is borderline suffocating. Like he can see through your skin, like he wants to swallow you whole. "Just call me Damian. It's my name."

You roll your eyes amused. Damian. Like you didn't already know his name. Like everyone in this town didn't know who he was.

"Are you just gonna stand out here my entire smoke break?"

"Oh is that what this is? A smoke break?"

Even his stupid snort like laugh sounds expenisve, like Mario coins are gonna come out of him if he laughs hard enough. But he looks at you like...like he cares or something.

Your shoulders come up slightly in a shrug as I watch the air turn you breath to fog, "Well I don't smoke and I wanted break."

"You should get those candy cigarettes."

"Could've swore they banned those."

Banter? Is this true banter between coworkers or is this that God forsaken flirting for people that work together twelve hours a day?

Damian finds a smile on his mouth, "Oh c'mon this is Gotham you can find anything here."

There's a real laugh that bubbles in your throat. I blame it on sleep deprivation because it really wasn't even that funny it just came out of HIS mouth.

There's a few moments of silence before he clears his throat again, hands slipping in the pockets of his scrubs. "Your partner should put them in a gift basket for you, since valentines and all."

You can't but laugh a little harshly at that before you realize he's being serious.

"It's actually hilarious to me that you think I would have a Valintine and still be willing to work a double."

He doesn't mean to. Not really. But there's a genuines smile that spreads on his face while he pretends to cover it with a hand over his mouth.

"So you're not doing anything when we get off tonight?"

The sky must be falling. Hell must be freezing over. Because surely he's not asking what you think he's asking.

"I am. It's called passing out in my apartment." you say, rubbing your face, the icey Gotham morning making you feel more awake than the stale, medical grade, E.D. air.

Damian glanced at you, nothing the eye bags and the slump of your shoulders. "You should eat something beforehand. You body needs *something* to keep it alive."

You don't know what possesses you to ask, maybe its the sleep deprivation, perhaps the ungodly case load you got today. "Is *the* Damian Wayne asking me to lunch?"

"Breakfast hopefully, I mean unless you plan on working yourself into an early grave. Figured you might need actual rest before I ask anything of you."

Worst part is, you cant tell if he's serious or not. He could be fucking with you, yknow one of those shitty coworker jokes. But he looks serious. Oddly so. Like he's anticipating an answer you're not sure how to give.

But you find yourself straightening your scrubs up as you shrug, "I like breakfast."

The rest of the shift seemed to move tantalizingly slow. The shared glances seemed to last longer than usual. Like the universe was taunting you.

The shift did end eventually. Though it felt like your body was sucked dry of any energy. You don't even remember the trip home or changing out of your scrubs, just the feeling of your soft blankets and the deep sleep that quickly pulled you under.

But you do remember the plans you'd made, though the sound of the alarm felt like a personal insult. Who the fuck makes a breakfast date after a double shift?

[noodle-bowls]

Daddy's Money

Damian Wayne

Warnings: None. (Slow burn if you wanna call it that?)

Tags: [mlw] [slow burn?] [self indulgent] [enemies to lovers?] [academic rivals]

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Damian Wayne hates scholarship kids. That's not actually true. He hates one scholarship kid in particular. You.

Its like you found him on your first day of freshman year and made it a point to piss him off. Bruce said the academy would be difficult and kids would bother him but you...you just got on his damn nerves.

It wasnt hard to find out you were a scholarship kid, you didnt act like it but...its like you had a certain distaste for them. It started small. Comments about "Daddy's money" and such. Then it got...worse.

"Might as well be our daddy right? I mean hes paying for your schooling and mine."

"Don't call my father daddy."

You dont know how he put up with you. How you havent brought him to the brink of insanity. I mean...you woth your jokes. With your smiles. With your "Oh Damian did you hear your dad's extending my scholarship."

And he couldn't help but give you the blank stare with an unamused look while you jog up beside him while walking to his class. He has no idea why you try. Why you talk to him so easily like he's just a normal person...

"I genuinely could not care less."

Three years. Three years he's dealt with you. You and all your bullshit. You and your smiles and jokes and faux invites to events and....everhthing you did seemed to irk him. And now senior year. Senior year and hes ready to say goodbye completely. He already has the college acceptances lined up. Hes ready. Well.....almost.

There's still you. You and you're whole...friendship thing. You were like a parasite. Slowly sleeping into his skin and bones until all of his thoughts were just consumed with...you.

He'd made the mistake of asking you to study with him. Not that he needs the help but you might. And He'd seen your name on a letter in his father's study so....he needed a few answers.

To him its all a plan. A great way to corner and interrogate you and figure out what the fuck is going on.

He doesn't get it. He doesn't get how you just sit on his floor like you belong there. Like the way you seemed to slither into his life. He watches you chew on the tip of the pen while you flick through the textbook on the bed.

"So I was thinking Biology then English?"

He has a horrible realization. The realization that he didn't mind having you in his life. The reality that as you sat on his floor you seemed to belong there.

And that's a disgusting realization because...why would he need you in his life? He has everything.

[noodle-bowls]

Thinking abt Ilya Rozanov's jaw grab thing.

It't not even like romantic or cute in the slightest but it's something that screams "Look at me when I'm talking to you." It's crazy to me how attractive it is.

[noodle-bowls]

Dilf jason todd just dropped you know what that means

[robin-vb]

Roy harper crumbs

[noodle-bowls]

Brice Wayn post ur stories, little gay boy.

Give the people their fics

Mother fucker i know who this is dont rush me theyre not good enough yet

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Just so everyone's aware I was Clark kent for Halloween and a car of guys drove into a curb while watching me walk on my lunch break. Also a man that was absolutely hammered looked at me when I brought something to the pub and said "Why's Superman bringing us meat?"

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How would yall feel about some jordan li sprinkled in? Maybe some soldier boy????

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Promise im alive ive been binging new shows and when I tell you....Jordan Li? Im bringing out biblical levels of greed and lust. Soldier boy? Imm care for the elderly.

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So I have the craziest shit happen to me at work and to cope im making it happen to my favorite characters. I work at a deli/restaurant:

Tim: Anything else today or just this for you?

Customer: Nah just jerkin' it today

:awkward silence

Tim: oh....okay well then i can...check you out right here.

Jason, answering the phone: This is jason how can I help you?

Customer: I was wondering if you had that dry beef Jerky in stock?

Jason: Yeah we do, if youre not finding it on the website youre more than welcome to call the plant and they can send it to you directly.

Customer: Great and uh what kind of meat is that?

Jason: the.....the beef jerky? Its...beef...

Customer: These are a different color than usual.

Stephanie: Oh yeah sometimes that happens, it really just depends on who makes them

Customer: You cant fix that?

Stephanie, blinking and glancing around the deli where there is infact no equipment to make any kind of jerky: uh....no I cannot.

Cas, waiting to get a customer a pour on the tap: What kind are we thinking?

Customer with intention of flirting: Well what ones your favorite maybe we could get one when youre done here.

Cas, straightfaced: I wouldnt know, im a child.

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A/n: Just a little drabble while I get over my writers block. School is kicking my ass so <3

Jason Todd's life has been a series of revolving doors.

Revolving doors of people dissapointing him. His father. His mother. Eventually bruce. To him it was as normal as the sun rising every morning. It was just expected at this point.

Until he met you. It was stupid. You were just a fill in fro Oracle. Someone Gordon knew and apparently trusted.

It started small. Silly really. Late nights in the cave turned into you getting him these...things. Snacks. Drinks. Simple little, "Noticed you really liked these so I figured I'd Pop a few in the fridge for after patrol."

And God he was smitten. He'd started following you. He didn't mean to be creepy about it. He just wanted to know more. He wanted to know if you were really as perfect as you seemed.

When he asked you on a date he was so worried you'd say no. That you'd laugh or think it's stupid.

But you said yes with that stupid little smile of yours and those stupid little giggles.

Jason swears it was that day that he knew he was smitten. He belonged to you before you even knew it.

But there was still that nagging voice. That thing in the back of his head that said you were waiting to leave. Looking for a reason. He tried to give you one. To give you many. But no matter how hard he tried it's like he couldn't get you to leave.

When he looks back now its almost silly how hard he tried to push you away. Now his family was yours. His brothers considered you a sibling, his sisters considered you the same. Hell Damian even stopped trying to kill you.

For once Jason was glad that he had locked that revolving door, whatever curse was on him is gone now. Because now he has you. The most wonderful thing that;s ever happened to him and for the first time in forever he's not waiting for shit to hit the fan. He's not waiting for abandonment or failure.

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I have seeped into my siblings brain and convinced her to watch supernatural where we've decided Dean is just Jason and Sam is just Dick. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.