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[owlservice]

Cost of living tip. Play The Sims 3 on a 5 y/o laptop to heat your whole house for free

[bluebandana]

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

[noahnomore]

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[reasoncourt]

it’s settled

[reasoncourt]

can’t say i’m not enjoying the leo slander on my tl rn

[reasoncourt]

HELP 💀

[blueinaseaofred]

[kitttenteeth]

Do you like biting ?

ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight

[coughloop]

hey  mom wjat

[coughloop]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[photo-frier]

[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[toast-potent]

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

strong contender for post of the decade

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[jame7t]

Would you sloppy a neurotypical?

they won’t be neurotypical when I’m done with them

[xactoknifegun]

[chivengi]

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source : We Do; A Celebration Of Gay And Lesbian Marriage - Edited by Amy Rennert

[memewhore]

[rnavka]

[amateur]

[mxxnlightsblog]

It is very important to go out alone, to sit under a tree, not with a book, not with a companion, but by yourself and observe the falling of a leaf, hear the lapping of the water, the fishermen's song, watch the flight of a bird, and of your own thoughts as they chase each other across the space of your mind. If you are able to be alone and watch these things, then you will discover extraordinary riches which no government can tax, no human agency can corrupt, and which can never be destroyed.

(Unknown)