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[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[ruinedchildhood]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[bemylova]

i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

[allyyy-s]

Isn’t it odd how one day you randomly meet someone then a few months later they’ve became a huge part of your life & you can no longer imagine your life without them in it

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[belinsky]

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

[captainmarvel]

my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls

[loremerchant]

The Council has gathered.

[sushinfood]

they watch

[snarky-fangirl]

I Am Dead

[buzzfeedreader]

[reading-wanderer]

Awww

[gaphic]

‘pop’ is pretty heinous but like, I’ll accept it, yknow? it’s just the other half of ‘soda-pop,’ like how ‘cab’ and ‘taxi’ are the two halves of ‘taxicab.’ it’s fine. it’s chill.

but coke? that’s a fucking brand name! of a specific drink with a specific flavor! that shits RUDE, it’s CONFUSING, it’s DOWNRIGHT NONSENSICAL! fuckin misusing the art of language to confound your fellow man! the gall! learn some fucking respect

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No one tell OP that the Scottish call it Juice

[seriously-though-wtf]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

he’s j o

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[disasterbisexual-moved]

………I am going to commit a murder

[stream]

[hiraeeeth]

[bisexuanal]

Why is this so funny skdkska

[washingtongingerguy-deactivated]

[oliveoilbby]

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

[oliveoilbby]

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

[micaxiii]

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

[lizardeater706-deactivated20201]

I’m all yours.

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[roaringstream]

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