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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
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we're not kids anymore.
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
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trying on a metaphor
#extradirty
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@nootherday
Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.
He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift
By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.
Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.
“No matter how many mistakes you make, or how slow your progress, you’re still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.”
— Unknown
Annnnd our parents and grandparents never taught us basic life skills because the baby boomer generation loved outsourcing easy work, like hemming pants and baking cakes. The generations before us glommed onto the fast, easy fix, and important skills have been lost in the process.
(And of course the generation who raised us loves to act fake shocked like “my grandkids don’t know how to boil water” like yeah, Janice, that’s because you took your kids out to eat 6 nights a week and baked Stouffers lasagna one night)
And now we are broke. And can’t afford to pay $60 to have every pair of pants we own hemmed (shoutout to shorties!). We are making yogurt because we can’t afford to pay $2.50 for one yogurt.
I’ve learned to knit to make myself wool hats and scarves. I’ve learned to sew so I can make items that would otherwise cost me 4x the cost to make it. I’ve learned to make yogurt because I would prefer to spend $2 for a gallon of milk and get 24 yogurts out of it rather than just one.
I’ve planted fruit trees in my yard so I can reduce the carbon footprint of the fruit I eat, and because produce is expensive.
I raise egg-laying chickens so I don’t contribute to factory farming.
My husband hunts deer so that we can eat lean, virtually fat free meat, and also not contribute to factory farming. The deer live happy lives and are not allowed to suffer. (Hey PS also, hunting up here plays an important role in ecology, as otherwise the deer population would explode, and deer would starve in the winter. Thanks for coming to my TEDta…)
My generation is going on YouTube to learn to change tires, bake bread and do their taxes because y’all sure as shit didn’t teach us.
THIS
Lets not forget the phasing out of the HomeEc class. Or the Shop Class.
Alleviating one’s ignorance of a subject should NEVER, EVER be looked down on! Learning and growing are never anything to be shamed of, or for!
people will talk shit about you no matter what you do, so do whatever the fuck makes you happy.
Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.
Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.
It’s also totally FREE.
once again, it’s called CALM HARM
SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST
WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME
For anyone that needs this!
I use this app for anxiety and panic attacks. It helps a lot
Blackish Cast ‘Halloween’ | The Jackson 5, The Incredibles, Star Wars, The Obamas, and Black Panther
Mood
The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men
Sexist.
i am literally a man
I love this aesthetic
life tip is separating home life from work life from school life. Yes you can work or study when you’re home but once you’ve finished for the night stop looking at emails, stop being around your textbooks and math homework. When you’re home, be home. Be around your family, loved ones or flat mates. Switch off your laptop and play a game with the people you live with. Play with your pets don’t let your school life or work like consume you because after you strip away all that, what’s left is going to be the people in your life. Facetime or skype your friends and family if you live alone. Stay connected to your loved ones by disconnecting at the end of the day from work and school. Trust me, it’s important
know what I hate? When you try really hard with a person and they just don’t fucking see it. Whether it’s a friend, significant other, parent, etc…. like u could literally rip ur heart out of your chest, give them ur last breath, AND cut a limb off for them, but it goes unnoticed. it’s the fact that I care about people that do not give a shit about me. My heart is too big and that shit’s the worst.
Oh fuck yum
get you a girl who sends you inappropriate texts while you're in public
“I basically have two moods: either let’s do something spontaneous and awesome, or let’s just lie down in bed all day and forget the world exists.”
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this pied common raven was spotted in mammoth lakes, california. ‘pied’ birds result from partial leucism, a lack of pigmentation in certain areas.
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his dad was a bald eagle and he’s wearing pants
so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.
