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Kai Nyx | 25 | They/Them | [Yeeting myself into a deep abyss] Obsessions from 4 years ago: She-Ra, Haven, Voltron fanfics that reject the cannon, and Assassins Creed

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[kyrianne]

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[toskarin]

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

[toskarin]

it's just very fortunate that "I can't write without my glasses" is an honest statement that doesn't raise any eyebrows

[insomniac-arrest]

reverse superman

[toskarin]

subparwoman

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[depsidase]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dragons should be chubby. must i elucidate or do u understand my vision

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"but fat dragons can't fly" INCORRECT! dragons don't fly because of aerodynamics they fly bc of magic steam power

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[token-spop-deactivated20250927]

Good morning. Catradora gifs fo’ today 😼

[nopal-opal]

I literally just finished a rewatch so I needed this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ramen seasoning packets are doing more heavy lifting than we as a society could possibly envision

[filthysalamanders]

The power of msg is strong and bountiful

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

msg loves me and is cradling me gently between her powerful biceps

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[ozempicofficial]

[astroportals]

“WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there.”

— Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writer’s block to create a first draft as a professional author (via almost-always-eventually-right)

[nopal-opal]

@tatitot19 💕💕💕

[tropicoola]

i dont post personal text posts much here anymore but what just happened in dragon age. SINCE WHEN DID SOLAS HAVE PURPLE EYES I THOUGHT HE HAD BLUE EYES AND HOW IS THIS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME I THOUGHT THE CLIMAX WOULD'VE BEEN US CONFRONTING SOLAS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN FOR THE REST OF THE PLOT???

[nopal-opal]

If he's in the beginning, that means there's something worse coming, and I don't know if I'm ready for that 😭

[yugiohz]

the thing that gave you anxiety attacks for 2 years straight will be resolved on a random Wednesday morning btw