i'm a harsh guy

pfp by @alulahaven

[i-may-be-batman]

the disaster twins!! (And also the first of my duos) They took half an hour to get in this position. My favourite commit to the bitters!!

[kellcarr]

Stable Night 💫 I love painting stables!

[dragongirlsweetie]

i like how apples are like. the default object

[godsworstson]

hi i'm johnny knoxville and im gon get hit by a car real soon

(big brother - boob, 1999)

[medievaljournalist]

thats it as soon as i can figure out how to swing this flail without hurting myself your life is fucking over

[flowers-in-book]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[achillesinhighheels]

Doja Cat for Interview Magazine in (2021)

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[guelwaar]

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

[frasermintensglasses]

[maxxie-or-smth]

going to the medical aisle and picking out cute bandaids to put over the gaping hole in my head where my brains are leaking from

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[sallllltywater]

This is so pleasant to work with. Thank you, stinky-rat!!

comm for @localgayhalfwit

[mossworm]

fictional species from the rpg I'm working on

[fuckyeahlotrcast]

Elijah on the set of Fellowship