Goat_Empress

I don't mind rebloging mutuals, but Do Not Message Me. Goat mother, artist, avid book reader. Shipper of Klance, Sprace & Solangelo Bisexual (Not Interested.) | low 20s A dragon ruling over her shiny hoard | So Much ADHD

[nogoatsnoglori]

I am kinda looking for a childhood friend I used to play PC minecraft with on a Christian Homeschooling server.

His gamertag was blueviper10, and I know he was a couple years younger than me. Maybe 19-20yrs old now? I think he had an adopted younger sib too, a brother(?). I'm grasping at straws, but I was really close with him, and I'd like to find him again. We played a crap ton of Warrior Cats roleplay, and various other server games.

There's questions I can ask it I do find him that only he'd know (hopefully), sooo yeah. Here's to hoping and wishing on stars I guess

[denie-cka]

— night in the workshop.

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[imightjustbegone-deactivated201]

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

[anarchomikeism]

[ancaporado]

[wageronvoluntaryism]

Never forget what they took from us.

[wageronvoluntaryism]

For those asking how it compares today

[cheese-sample-official]

and also

[bmxpotato]

Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):

[sharkgirldick]

Just to round out the comparison.

[analog-autistic]

we've definitely posted about this before but if i see one more person act like the only forms of childhood trauma that exist are abuse from family or sexual assault i will actually start crying and it will be so so so loud everyone will hear it from every corner of the earth

THE SCHOOL SYSTEM !!! PEER ABUSE !!!!! ISOLATION !!!!!!!! RACISM !!! SEXISM !!!!!! MEDICAL ABUSE !!!!!! NONCONSENSUAL SURGERY !!!! POVERTY !!!! SO MUCH MORE !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[analog-autistic]

!!!!!

[virtuevistavalley]

Natural disasters! I never see anyone talk about that one and as a result I spent years thinking that watching my hometown get destroyed on the news and subsequently having to uproot my entire life at the age of seven wasn't Real Trauma because there was no Abuser™

[homunculus-argument]

I want to unlearn english. Every day I wake up and get faced with news stories like "good news! they just made it illegal to grind endangered birds into bonemeal!" and in the comments someone is like "this is oversimplified, and only partially true: after decades of campaigning and like 3 of them left in the wild, we've gotten them to make it illegal to snatch specimens of this specific one species of super-endangered birds right out of the wild and throw them alive into the bonemeal grinder. They're still allowed to do that in every other condition except these specific parametres."

And someone else comments in, in outrage: "Ugh pretty fucking typical that they care about ANIMALS more when it's still 100% legal to do this same thing TO CHILDREN."

And some third person comments in "actually that is also illegal in almost every place in the world. The only countries where they have no law against throwing live children into bonemeal grinder is the US and Israel."

[crimson-constellations]

Zukka week (twt) day 3: pet names

Zuko uses no pet names ever, Sokka has 283749 stupid nicknames and uses them daily to annoy him but both of them treat ‘firelily’ very seriously lmao.

I like to think sokka wanted something romantic and they were passing by a field of fire lilies when he had the idea. Zuko likes it and blushes everytime even when he gets used to it, sokka just likes being sweet to him

and maybe atsp I will draw the first time he said it bc it’s cute

[flowers-in-book]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[rannulfr]

Home based.

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[beggars-opera]

I saw a response to this going around that basically said "this is like a meth head asking someone who's never done drugs how they could possibly survive a day without meth"

[dreamyswordpath]

Keith: JUST SHUT UP! Keith: *kisses him* Lance: I...I didn’t even get to say, make me

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[b-sowards]

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

[bill-cipher-offical]

NOT MY USUAL JAM, BUT THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF YOU CRITTERS FOLLOWING ME THAT SHOULD KNOW THIS

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Stay safe out there guys

[snarkysnack09]

As a 17 year old content creator, if you associate with the MAP flag, you’re not welcome here. This page doesn’t support pedophiles and it especially doesn’t support them trying to weasel their way into an already vulnerable community. We already suffer enough as is

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Snow Gums photographed in Tasmania by Geoff Murray

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Alright who wants to see the fat bee I picked up today to move off the sidewalk so he wouldn't get squished (flew away anyway)

[deantheotherkingofkinks]

*grabby hands* show me the bee!(please) How rotund were they?

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Oh ykno

Fat as FUCK

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Oh yall really like this little guy

[seven-winged-liar]

hey boss! i drew your little guy <333

[official-bee-posts]

Official round bee post! 🐝