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callizinc

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

norwaysyourpost

Visste du at du kan kaste bort fritida di på å ikke vite hvilken aktivitet du vil gjøre så du gjør ingen av dem

#which activity to do -> which activity you want to do #we don't use infinitives like that

rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de

every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves

norwaysyourpost

hver gang du SYNDER tjener du ETT SYNDEPOENG. jeg SYNDER hyppig og tjener SYNDEPOENG ofte fordi jeg ikke er godhjertet eller snill. jeg kjøper parfyme som lukter ulv

#poeng is identical in singular and plural #(as is the case with most if not all neuter nouns!)#en synd (a sin) / å synde (to sin)#changed wolves to singular because it works better linguistically

dragongirlsweetie

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

norwaysyourpost

fantasyhistorier elsker å begynne med at verdens mest raserbare fredelige lille jordbrukslandsby har en stor flott festival

#fantasy = fantasi BUT the genre is called fantasy and pronounced more english style! fænntæsi #for 'raze' i prefer the translation 'jevne med jorda' ('make even with the earth/ground')#but since it's a multi word verb i can't really give it the -able suffix y'know #as previously mentioned: no present participle -> no present participle postmodifiers -> gotta change the syntax to compensate #so it's translated here as lit. '[stories] begin with that [the village] has [a festival]' i.e. 'begin with [the fact/situation that] etc'

veliseraptor

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

norwaysyourpost

for å være ærlig syns jeg folk bør beskrive kvinner som "kjekk" oftere.

#honestly -> for å være ærlig -> 'to be honest'#kjekk is masculine and feminine singular. plural is kjekke #so grammatically in this sentence one would use the plural (referring back to the word 'women')#but since this is kind of referring to a situation in which you would most likely call ONE woman handsome i went with the singular #since it's in quotes and all #my grandma calls me kjekk sometimes :)

catgf

Hey bro I saw a picture of a beautiful fresh water fish today and I thought of you …

norwaysyourpost

Hei du jeg så et bilde av en vakker ferskvannsfisk i dag og jeg tenkte på deg ...

#bro -> du -> 'you'#i originally had 'nydelig' for 'beautiful' but then i realised nydelig kan also be used about tasty food #and that's not the vibe here!#like i was worried that using nydelig in a fish context would imply you're eating the fish #which we are clearly not. we are regarding the fish visually

romanceyourdemons

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

norwaysyourpost

sexposisjon: du sitter på tronen din. jeg står bak deg og hviler armen på troneryggen og sniler så snøtt mot statsrådene dine som om jeg har noen rett til å være der

#had to switch up the syntax a little #norwegian kind of doesn't have a present participle which of course means we don't use present participle clauses #so like. technically i could have said 'sittende på tronen din' but it's very strange.#the -ende form i would argue should be analysed as an adjectival derivative of the verb rather than a present participle #anyway. grammar is complicated!#smiling sweetly -> smiler søtt; sniling sneetly -> sniler snøtt #something to note in this post: norwegian uses fewer genitive pronouns than english generally!#like if you say in norwegian 'i'm gonna brush my teeth' (jeg skal pusse tennene mine) then you sound like a child. i'm not kidding #we just say 'i'm gonna brush the teeth' (jeg skal pusse tennene/tenna)#the genitive is sort of implied y'know!#anyway note for instance 'resting my arm' -> hviler armen (resting the arm)#i made up the word tronerygg it's just a compound ('throne-back')#it's kinda late when i'm writing all these tags so hopefully they make sense

dreadwedge

salad is mostly items

norwaysyourpost

salat er for det meste gjenstander

balaclava-trismegistus

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

norwaysyourpost

hvis jeg ikke svarer på en melding fra deg kan jeg så godt som garantere at det ikke er fordi jeg ikke liker deg. jeg blir bare angrepet av nisser og sånt hele tida sånn genuint.

#basically -> så godt som -> 'as good as' / 'as well as'#nisse is honestly not a very good translation of imp in a literal sense of like 'devil or demonic creature'#BUT #in the sense of 'strange fantastical creature' i think it's fine #and it sounds funny most importantly

loveridden1999

i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo

norwaysyourpost

jeg skal ikke lyve jeg liker ganske godt å snakke høyt med meg selv som en raring

mysillycomics

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

norwaysyourpost

hvordan ha en størsommer:

1. vær ganske stor

2. bruk føletrådene dine til å finne bytte i grusen langs bunnen av elva

3. strekk ut den fremskytbare munnen din for å spise små fisk, skalldyr, og krepsdyr

4. hiv deg ut av vannet og lag et stort plask bare for moro skyld

5. vis fram de benplatene!

du kan nå nyte størsommeren din

#barbel -> føletråd -> 'feel-thread'#fremskytbar = lit. 'forward-shoot-able'#shellfish -> skalldyr -> 'shell-animal(s)'#crustacean(s) -> krepsdyr -> 'crayfish-animal(s)' kind of #dyr (neuter) is the same singular and plural #for fun -> for moro skyld -> 'for the sake of fun'#scute -> benplate -> 'bone-plate'

deanwinchesterapologist

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

norwaysyourpost

fant nettopp ut at man kan gjøre mer enn én ting om dagen. jeg gjorde bare den ene

bungerc0re

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.

norwaysyourpost

hvis jeg kan være ærlig hvis jeg så en alv hadde jeg nølt. alver er seriøst ikke normale å se. jeg hadde vært sjokkert en stund.

mlarayoukai-archive

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

norwaysyourpost

Du viser en katt noe og den er sånn sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff åååå nå forstår jeg. Bryr meg ikke

#couldn't think of another translation of sniff that could be used in this context #if it were a verb i would have used snus(e) but alas

energyprison

its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

norwaysyourpost

det er rart at de gjorde lommeboka til en så klassisk ting å glemme siden amn egentlig trenger den der man skal

innerchildabortionclinic

feminist retelling of your parents' divorce

norwaysyourpost

feministisk gjendiktning av skilsmissen til foreldra dine

vedurnan-archive

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

norwaysyourpost

Langhuset mitt er perfekt konstruert. Hver morgen når jeg våkner i senga mi i enden av langhuset, sier jeg stavelsen min. Så tilbringer jeg hele dagen i senga. Ved solnedgang har stavelsen reist hele veien til den andre enden av langhuset og tilbake, og når den slår meg i hodet, sovner jeg. Langhuset mitt er perfekt konstruert.

flowerparts

how can i get into someone's nightmares i have a message to send

norwaysyourpost

hvordan kan jeg komme meg inn i noens mareritt jeg har en melding jeg vil sende

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