living in Gotham

born here and kept alive by all the weird ass shit I get to see

[whispic-deactivated20221020]

*dick walks into the Batcave to see Tim chasing Damian (who is headed for his katana), with a butchers knife, Cass learning a new routine on top of the dinosaur, duke hiding in the medicine bay, Steph making waffles on the floor with a fire, oracle muttering something about how she could have led a normal life "but nooo. i had to go get myself associated with a furry and his satanic rat- I mean bat children. hrm. note to self ' do not have children", jason loading his gun with rubber bullets and aiming for batman who I holding on for dear life at the top of the cave as he watches the chaos unfold*

Dick: awwww. how were my little babies days?

[hashtagonlyingotham]

[hashtagonlyingotham]

So I visited my sister in Central City and went in the bank to get some money. Two robbers come in and everybody freaks out. But I didn’t because there were clearly amateurs and I of course got my Gotham survial kid with me. So when this one guy comes close I kick him and pepper spray him and the other one. I knocked them out pretty quick. I waited for the police to show up, guess what Flash shows up takes one look at me and the place and asks:“Gotham?”. I nod proudly. I mean the other people in the bank looked like I just beat a supervillian. In Gotham, it’s normal to defend yourself and nobody looks twice your way.

#OnlyinGotham I guess

[linaepanoui-deactivated20220607]

 me too man

[batbrosbeforehoes]

[derogatoryemployed]

family reactions to bruce fucking up 🤣🤣

bonus: bruce himself

[bartmercury]

BRAND NEW BABY COLLECTION

[assbeating]

bruvers

[arabian-batboy]

I live for this comic already, look at how everyone is drawn??? Main DC comics could never.

[p0p-vulture]

Alfred: Hmm...

Bruce: What is it?

Alfred: Master Tim just informed me that he will not be needing a ride after school. Seems he intends to visit Master Jason, then make his way back to the Manor on his own.

Bruce: Hmm...

Alfred: Indeed.

Tim: *actually skips class to follow a lead on a case he's been covering on his own*

《LATER》

Bruce, to Jason: Have you seen Tim? Is he with you?

Jason, who hasn't seen Tim in weeks: Yeah, he's here. We're watching Scooby-Doo.

[milfpoisonivys]

it's so fucking funny gays in the dcu don't go like

they go like

sdaafsqeggssgjkbdngjmkc

[caps-clever-girl]

dick: so you think joker will be invited to harley and ivy's wedding?

bruce: he'll be there. in spirit if nothing else.

harley 24 hrs ago: so we're gonna have a clown pinata, one for the adults an' one for the kiddies, so EVERYONE gets a chance ta beat the shit outta a clown

bruce sipping a margarita while he flicks through a bridal magazine: nice

[screamting]

Do they invite Batman or just Bruce?

[kelssiel]

they very publicly invite both just to see how bruce pulls it off

[bandydear]

He hires two impersonators and shows up as Matches Malone

[fastestloseralive]

I think it’s really funny that Batman seems to do most of the science work for the justice league when he’s not even an actual scientist. he’s just a med school dropout at most. there’s so many examples with assorted justice leaguers bc so many of them are scientists but in particular I’m just like why is Batman processing evidence when Flash is a literal forensic scientist in his day job. like what happened there? Bruce said “actually I’ve watched a ton of cop shows and like CSI shows so naturally this is my job now” and Barry’s sitting there with his actual degree in forensic science or criminal justice or whatever and he’s like “you sure you don’t want help?” and Bruce tells him he works alone and Barry just shrugs and leaves the room because it’s a lost cause

[fastestloseralive]

@yeolly-yeost

you get me!! half the justice league are into STEM but they still let the rich kid who got his entire career and fortune handed down to him do their jobs like… PLEASE let Batman be stupid

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

justice league press conference comment section: wow the way everyone's looking at superman but superman is only looking at batman

blackbatorphan2000: he only got two eyes

[the-overanalyzer]

*final pam voice* god forgive me

[dumbbitch223]

Some good ol' gotham memes

[bubblegum-and-ciggarettes]

Ignoring all the controversy about this comic, please look at Jason and Damian trying to sneak away from talking about their feelings together