But honestly, Tony actually being still alive and giving zero fucks would be so hilarious
Him showing up at random in other Marvel movies, preferably just walking by with a starbucks cup
Ignoring all the news, because duh, he saved the fucking universe and now he has to get his daughter to school, so no privat home address for terrorists anymore
Like, literally no one knows that heâs still alive, except of course for the entire Ironfam and Stephen, who saw this whole mess anyway (and itâs good that way, because letâs be real, Tony wouldnât be able to rest if the world knew heâs still alive)
Wong talking to Stephen about Tonyâs sacrifice and so on, Stephen just nods, is all like yeah, heâs a real hero and our savior. Next day, he gets a coffee with Tony and calls him a douchebag
Rhodey probably throwing himself off a bridge, because Tony canât shut the fuck up that he saved the universe and killed Thanos army. Twice
Pepper using the same explanation whenever Tony starts whining about a minor inconvenience
âYou survived the power of six Infinity Stones, will you stop crying over a freaking paper cut?â
Harley and Peter being manipulative bitches and crying in public to make this entire story more believable
âThat dude over there looks like Tony Stark-â
âThat guy? Hah, as if, Tony Stark was way more handsome.â
Tony going to Vormir and explaining the entire deal with the soul stone to Red Skull for two (2) seconds and annoys him so much that Nat can leave the Soul World again
Them arguing about whoâs sacrifice was more important
âWithout me dying you couldnât have snapped Thanos away.â
âYeah but at least I snapped him away, you were just chilling somewhere in the Snowy Mountains.â
Pepper telling the world that Tony is Morganâs bodyguard or some shit and someone writing an article about how that bodyguard could be Bucky Barnes, since he also has a metal arm
Bucky reading the article and being hella confused
But most importantly: On a warm summer evening, Tony, Pepper and Morgan organize a barbecue in their garden, next to their lake. Peter and Harley coming over and all of them making smores. Rhodey joins them later on, Happy too. Everything is fine as it should be.
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