"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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sheepfilms
Not today Justin
KIROKAZE
EXPECTATIONS
RMH
PR's Tumblrdome
NASA
Kiana Khansmith
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
The Stonewall Inn
Noah Kahan
izzy's playlists!
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Andulka
Xuebing Du
oozey mess
Love Begins
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@not-so-incorrect-kpop-quotes
B.A.P
YongGuk: The human life is a strained and tense one… I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… kissed by the waves… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
DaeHyun: Do you need to talk…?
YongGuk: I wish I was a croissant.
EXO x BLACKPINK
Chanyeol: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.
Kai, to Jennie: You seem malnourished.
Infinite
DongWoo: One day I hope I’m the person who walks into a room and all eyes are on them.
SungYeol: The trick is to get a really big hat and scream.
BTS
Jin: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.
TaeHyung: I went to the park today
Jin: There you go! I hope you got something from that
TaeHyung: Yeah I did. *opens bag* this duck
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Monsta X
HyungWon, walking down stairs: Is something burning..?
WonHo, leaning seductively against the counter: Just my desire for you.
HyungWon: WonHo, the toaster is on fire.
NCT
WinWin , crying: Someone called me a mean name! What do I do?
TaeYong: Report them.
HaeChan: You have a lot of options: Hunt them down, frame them for a crime they didn't commit-
Ten: Put a curse on them.
JaeHyun: Write about them on a bathroom wall.
Taeil: Write a novel, name one of the characters after them, then kill them off gruesomely.
DoYoung: I'm partial to laxatives in tea.
TaeYong: You all need to calm down.
SUPER JUNIOR
DongHae: [about EunHyuk] He’s my brother. And not by something as accidental as blood… by something much stronger. By choice.
EXO
Chen: You're alive!
D.O: Mentally arguable, but physically, yes I am.
BTS
Suga : Is this about me ?
Jin: No.
Suga: Then I've lost interest.
Did you get the idea from incorrect kpop quotes?
No actually it’s the blogs @incorrectbapquotes, @incorrect-infinite-quotes and @incorrect-history-quotes who inspired me for this blog ! (And the fact I didn’t want to chose a group in particular because I love a lot ofgroups equally) Those 3 are awesome (and for me some of the best blogs of “incorrect quotes fam”) so Go Check Them Out !!!!
Block B
JaeHyo: Thanks for agreeing to see me.
Zico: I didn't. You just walked in and started talking.
JaeHyo: I don't have time for a history lesson.
SHINee
JongHyun: Hey, excuse me, I can cook!
Key: Offering people gum is not cooking.
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Seventeen
Vernon: Who’s there?
Joshua: [bursts in] Jisoos Christ!
Vernon: Oh, we were always led to believe you had a beard and sandals. Now we’ll have to change the stained glass window in our chapel.
Monsta X
KiHyun: I think I’m hallucinating because I just heard your biceps mocking me.
Shownu: No, that’s possible. My biceps mock a lot of people.
VIXX
N: But we’ll have to distract the cowboy guy. Are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Ken: My time has come.