[80slesbiab]

Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley

[sudaca-swag]

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

[scoobygangs]

Your affection for your charge has rendered you incapable of clear and impartial judgement. You have a father’s love for the child, and that is useless to the cause.

[whybeaprincess84]

Rest easy, Giles. Your watch is over. We’ll take it from here.

[inadvertently-biblical]

Rest in Peace Anthony Stewart Head (1954-2026)

[muttsandmustelidae]

From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!

[muttsandmustelidae]

Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Same

[allthefoolmine]

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

[the-evil-skull]

The unicorn and the wasp is probably one of the most buck fucking wild doctor who episodes ever written: a party in the 1920s, featuring the Doctor, Donna, Agatha Christie, a flapper, a pair of gay lovers, the shady hostess and her husband, and a priest. It plays out like a typical whodunit with murders and poisonings until the climax which reveals that the murderer was the priest, who is secretly the hostess' son because the hostess fucked a mysterious man in India. The priest is also a shape-shifting wasp alien (because the man the hostess fucked in India was also a shape-shifting wasp alien: she knew this and was OK with it) who was acting out murders from Agatha Christie's novels because his mother liked those novels and a magical jewel beamed the plot directly into his brain (he had no other motive). And the flapper was secretly a famous jewel thief who had nothing to do with the murders. And the butler didn't do it

[nat-20s]

name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

[juliadoyle]

Doctor Who (2005—)

S04E1: Partners in Crime

[corneliaavenue]

i love being a fangirl. i was always meant to care too deeply about the media i consume

[theotherwesley]

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

[dyingroses]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

[ohheyheyitsjj]

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.

[epixmonkeyz]

imogen: “this is not the first time i’ve been tied up”

laudna: “no it’s not”

fearne “excuse me! i was bad too! you should probably take me!”

all of these were said in the span of 30 seconds btw