Notable Quotables

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More bad jokes

Mark: What's your favorite kind of bread?

Davey: Inbred.

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I was so angry I started rhyming.

Bre

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This is a pretty dope box.

Nathan

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Ceramics

Nathan: What do you think, Mr. Richter?

Richter: I think it's time to give up.

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Oh no, I don't know how to deal with emo breakdowns.

Richter

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Smoke tires, not drugs. DO a burnout don't BE a burnout.

Tristan

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Chemistry

Kyle: If you were drilling down, wouldn't you eventually be drilling up? How would that make your body feel?

LaFond: Confused.

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Bad Airplane Jokes in Econ

Davey: Did you hear about the airplane crisis?

Mark: Yeah, it was sky-high.

9-8-17

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If our school wants us to stay hydrated, then why do they make us cry?

me

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Baseball fiction by Jewish authors.

McKusick

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Quote

 “I’m philosophying.”

-Michael

[goretzkaaas-deactivated20201210]

From the bottom of my heart:

Scheiße.

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walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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Did you just steal my pen?

Britt

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Something Sweet

This is a short story of a thing that happened via Snapchat over my weekend. Alright, so guy I'm dating and I are doing a voice call through snap and out of the blue he goes, "Hey wanna see something cute?" And I go, "sure" What does he do? Sends this massive message containing solely pictures of me. Every single selfie I've ever sent him was in that and a lot of them are shitty. But you know what else? He saved them in the chat so I can't get rid of them ugh

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“there are worse thingsthan being alonebut it often takesdecades to realize thisand most often when you doit’s too lateand there’s nothing worsethan too late” - Charles Bukowski