Beans On Toast

she/they/anything but he/him my corner of fandom insanity offering respite from reality

[gardenvarietyhuman]

💥🙌👏

[ineffablebookgirl]

Well shit, Henry Jenkins, out here in 1997 dropping truth bombs

[addressmysol]

Oh hey I need this for a research paper I'm writing, thank you!

[angstbotfic]

i mean he had been out here since 1988 dropping such bombs:

"'fandom' is a vehicle of marginalized subcultural groups (women, the young, gays, etc.) to pry open space for their cultural concerns within dominant representations; it is a way of appropriating media texts and rereading them in a way that serves different interests, a way of transforming mass culture into a popular culture"

Jenkins, Henry. “Star Trek Rerun, Reread, Rewritten: Fan Writing as Textual Poaching.” Critical Studies in Mass Communication 5, no. 2 (1988): 85–107. https://doi.org/10.1080/15295038809366691.  

there are even some earlier works in fan studies but that’s what i have ready to hand. 

[sleepnoises]

just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

[sleepnoises]

this just got a hockey rpf tag. due to the nature of this website

[sleepnoises]

other hockey rpf enjoyers now expressing skepticism and disbelief at the choice of man referenced above and tagging it with their preferred and more horchataesque men. i love it here and i'll leave when i die

[passintotheiris]

[ameba-from-space]

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[shanehollandered]

and every time, they sit in their seats like

[seaoffandoms]

Hudson Williams for the Canadian Screen Awards

📷 by Jake Rosenberg

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[dancinbutterfly]

I can never leave here

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[oshell-on-ice]

I think at some point Ilya’s therapist gets concerned by what seems to be a codependent and anxious attachment btw Ilya and Shane. When Shane the Doer hears about it, For the sake of his husband’s mental health’s improvement and the preservation of a healthy marriage, he convinces Ilya to try installing boundaries and do activities separately. It lasts a week before Ilya comes home sobbing from a video game session with Troy communicating that if they keep this boundary thing up he’ll need to switch his meds’ dosage because he’s miserable. Shane jumps from the couch he’s been sitting on for 40minutes because he was supposed to eat diner with rose but he kept wanting to make jokes and look at ilya to see him laugh but he wasn’t there and it SUCKED OMG and Shane starts sobbing too because if they keep this up he will have to get on his own meds and let’s never do this again I hate it when I can’t smell you near me

[hyphenemdash]

situationship to codependency final boss actually

[sillygoofyqueer]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker Characters: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Jane Prentiss, Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives), The Beholding (The Magnus Archives) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Worms (The Magnus Archives), Overuse of italics, Pre-Relationship, Falling In Love, Attempt at Humor, the Magnus Institute as a ghost exorcism place sure whatever, I’m Bad At Tagging, Yearning, so much yearning, Martin Blackwood Has a Crush on Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, He/Him Pronouns For Nonbinary Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Trans Martin Blackwood, it doesn’t come up but it matters to me, The Beholding is like an irritating roommate, okay I’ve forgotten the rest of the tags you get it Summary:

Jonathan Sims, head of the Paranormal Response Department, is a professional man, who has no crushes on any new employees whatsoever.

Or, well, that’s what he continues to emphasise to himself, no matter what the useless entity in his head is trying to tell him.

(AKA The Beholding needs its pet exorcist happy and is willing to lend a helping hand!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH hi guys read my fic it’s not even that long it barely took me long believe me believe the lies. Also the summary is shit because I didn’t know how to describe this thing.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

personally i think shane is instigating sexting in any and all locations. i think he's in the cens locker room after practice texting ilya fuck baby you look so hot right now. need your cock so bad. he's at a shoot for some brand deal like can't stop thinking about your mouth and wanna ride your face tonight between takes. he's at the team dinner watching ilya wrapping his hands around a bottle and sending need your fingers. fuck. ilya of course loves this.

but if ilya so much as sends a looking sexy, hollander at the MLH awards shane is sending him death glares so intense and obvious that marly's asking uh oh, trouble in paradise rozy?

[shesock]

the success i feel when i finally manage to open my door after repeatedly using the wrong key and missing the keyhole because i refuse to turn on the light in the hallway must be what a frat boy feels like when he successfully convinces himself that the girl he just hooked up with definitely came

[boitterfly]

let’s all remember that ilya professed his love to shane twice in a whispered rush and then in a hoarse tearful confession and then shane hit him with the holy shit and i love you too in his startled flat affect and then ilya’s entire face crumpled and he collapsed on top of him and shane held his head in both his big hands and kissed him on the forehead twice. let’s hold on to that ok

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[bingeswithmum]

Just realised Scott has the flashback of Shane fighting him and calling him a pussy WHILE EATING ICE CREAM WITH SHANE. they are eating ice cream talking about black mold what like,,,, 3-5 months after Scott implied he knew about Ilya and Shane called him old and told him to go home??? Did they ever acknowledge that???

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle