Feel Better

Hi, I'm Tom. I hope you're having a nice day. 31

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[cutecreepycryptids]

new cryptid everyone!

[runcibility]

archive link so you don't have to give wapo clicks

[omgerd]

I’m the kind of person that will restart a song because i got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign

[anotherlesbiandied]

i dont comprehend how u could ship riker and troi when ur a lesbian and troi x crusher is right there

riker and troi may be a "straight" relationship (they're both bisexual in my heart) but they are also a spirk allegory. we must never forget that they are a spirk allegory.

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

#they just have such a saw you across the bar and really like your vibe energy as a couple that they literally can't be a straight couple

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

#the true nature of their relationship is that they really are on constant alert for their third

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[theo-the-cat-gal]

I always forget that when est. Is on something like this it means established and not estimated

[hollow-head]

it's mouth season

(95º and 77% humidity)

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[notarealdrtom]

Sometimes my brain absolutely refuses to work until I find the right soundtrack and the fact that I keep forgetting that is the only problem

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[haveapizzaparty]

Talking about Gintama is hard because you have to say with a straight face that the toilet mindgames episode is Top 10 of the entire series.

[depsidase]

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like your brain

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[teathattast]