oh boy

hey hi and hello

[urgetocreate]

Clarence A. Porter (Canadian), Street Light Through the Leaves, Pastel pencils on gessoed board

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lmaonade]

feeling so hamburger helpless

[thestateonmtv]

Me at brunch discussing how Teen Beach Movie could’ve been the greatest movie musical of the 21st century if it had been given a bIg budget, a good script and thoughtful costume and set design aka been directed with a vision

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[tributary]

[jonklassen2]

[anus]

dog and snog

[evilcousin]

My yearly dog and snog post

[huffylemon]

[grox]

So sick of fast fashion so sick of trends wear a shirt until it falls apart and wear a pair of jeans until the buttons and zippers explode. Then buy a new shirt and new pants. Same pair of shoes until they don't count as shoes no more. Wear horse blinders when you go outside. Bathe and brush your teeth. Play frisbee with me

[hewwos]

a post so nice you reblog it twice

[hewwos]

a post so nice you reblog it twice

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

[yo-its-matt]

Google what is that song that goes “gimme da beef poison free mice hole”

[tytoalbion]

Girls…are like strawberries

[tytoalbion]

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

[patrik-star]

They are on a phone call

[beachgothgay]

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.