All This Science I Don’t Understand

Sara, 26 I’m always happy to see an armadillo. I don’t rent pigs. Fish gay.

[nothereforyou]

I belong in a museum*

*not bc I’m art or anything, but bc that’s where I always want to be

[nothereforyou]

Places that post your fax number on your website, I am giving you a big fat kiss 😘

[swedesinstockholm]

[nothereforyou]

I lowkey love tedious data entry tasks

[nothereforyou]

Do I wish ex-boyfriend happy pride?

[nothereforyou]

The BEST part of working in a therapy office is when people make big changes and I, front office staff, am able to see it 🥰🥰🥰

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[nothereforyou]

Fish jewelry is trending this summer and I’d like to say, my culture is not your costume

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[moethh]

“so God is an invisible shepherd lamb beaver bread???” “And they eat him every Sunday” this movie is incredible dude

[nothereforyou]

Every night at like 10 Ms. Pussy wakes the fucks up and lets me know all about it

[nothereforyou]

Mutuals oh, you mean the other half of my soul?

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[kkotda]

“do u like me?” and he responds with a pic of his boner

[nothereforyou]

Excited to go home and play the Sims 4

[saltedume]

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

best concept ever is percy being a cryptid to everyone at camp. i mean to us he's just percy the silly sarcastic main character who we all love and know but. thats because. we're the readers. thats what percy sees himself as, just the goofy lil guy who is no danger whos just there, and so thats how he describes himself to us. but honestly. imagine he's the only big 3 kid at camp for like 4 years since Thalia ran off with the Hunters and Nico prefers to train in the Underworld, and so people are just like???? he's important???? and anyways he has the craziest fucking powers anyone's ever seen and he's friends with all the head counselors but at the same time he's not even a full time camper? like he just pops up every summer to help save the world and then disappears back into the void of mortal school???? u saw him doing math homework once during a raid by the light of grenade blasts. sometimes you'll see blackjack taking off at 3am on a Monday morning bc he has to be in New York in time for school to begin. he straight up just insults gods and titans without giving a damn and at first you think its because he's been doing this so long that he doesn't care but then you find out that actually??? he's only been doing this for like two years??? it's not that he doesn't care if they kill him its that he's literally still kind of new to this shit so he doesn't realize that they might actually kill him. or maybe he does and he actually doesn't care, you'll never know. anyways he's nice enough but not very good at making friends, sticks to his cabin-counselor friend group and doesn't leave it, u heard that he (accidentally) blew up a volcano once (mt. st. helens explosion of 2021), michael yew once asked him out of morbid curiosity if he can control blood and he just shrugged and went 'idk'. get the fuck out of here weirdo