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Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

jennalouisecolemans

Based on this post

inward

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

fishandshesmygills

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

fishandshesmygills

brother dubious

punchesco

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

wizardshark

My theory is that this post directly lead to the nefarious eunuch cat posts

leonidadini

*Gareth and Killian growing up together*

Killian: Come here

Gareth: Why?

Killian: Just come here

Gareth: No you're gonna hit me

miracle-hopeless-romantic

Kiss the Villain was written exactly how I thought God of Ruin was going to be

g-on-ef

And this is why I'll die on the hill that Gareth isn't a copy of Landon or Killian he's what you mother fuckers wanted Landon to be

miracle-hopeless-romantic

Gareth left no crumbs😎

i-am-a-fish

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

the-frightening-ghoul

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themaninyourcomputer

I love you, George Takei.

i-am-a-fish

guerrillatech

theculturedmarxist

>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars

KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS

boggblog

Password sharing actually doesnt cost them anything, every time u share a password they dont have to pay u for that. Its free. They just use that language bc they say that not having everyone buy into their service is a loss of a customer they /never even had/ and are pretending they would have made money from those non customers

sadphonics

They aren't losing money, they're just mad they aren't making more money. Absolutely share passwords with friends and people you trust.

ii-zi

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

yes your honor?

attack

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

adamtheredbeard

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

weaver-z

I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, "Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an act of god!" and then the narrator is like "The Dicktwister 9000 was a known safety hazard and rabies vector since its inception. It was designed by disgraced Cirque du Soleil clown John Roosters, who had never seen a math textbook."

weaver-z

The best part of this post is watching other amusement park enthusiasts reply to this with "It's okay, you can say (name of infamously problematic ride)," but every single one is saying the name of a different attraction

tigeristired

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

marvellouslymadmim

"I trust you with my life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you will not hesitate to do everything in your power to save me.

I do not trust you with your own life because you are good and kind and noble--I know you would not hesitate to sacrifice yourself to save me."

THAT is where it's at!!!!!

jasontoddiefor

The no kill rule is not about Bruce just uwu not wanting to become a murderer it’s about knowing that no person is morally infallible and omniscient and you cannot be judge jury executioner and that you are allowed to keep this last bit of innocence that you do not have to live with the burden of someone else’s crime you shouldn’t have to give away a part of yourself just because someone else decides to commit a horrible crime it’s not about whether the Joker deserves death it’s about whether someone should bear the burden of becoming a murderer none of you fuckers know why the death penalty is bad

do you think a Batman who holds little kids to get them to safety can pick them up with the same two hands that took a life? Don’t they deserve better? Doesn’t he?

jasontoddiefor

Important additions

Batman shouldn’t kill because that allows you to trust him. No matter how bad the fuck up whether intentional or not he’s not a cop he’s not gonna pull a gun on you

On that note, ACAB

He wouldn’t be Batman if he killed but something along the lines of the Punisher and all those types of characters which defeats the point of Batman as a character

In a city as cruel as Gotham, the bravest thing to be is kind and forgiving and believing in second, third and fourth chances

pastel-petticoats

Honestly I think the answer as to why he can't kill is really simple

He can't handle it. Because a lot of people, in fact, cannot handle taking a life. The guilt would fucking ruin him, just like the guilt ruined Cass Cain. It doesn't matter who it is, or why, he just simply cannot handle taking a life.