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fuck it. bert and ernie moodboard
thereās no more milfs
when u eatin her pussy while she on her period and she start talkin bout "I'll send you back to the grave you godless bloodsucker" and ur eyes burning and u realize her pussy hairs got garlic in em
HERE IT IS!Ā ššš excited to share cherry vodka - a short film following two strangers meeting unexpectedly in summer ā88
āJust think, Ruth, I never did it for anybody else before. Now nobody in the whole world knows I can do that but you. I just wanted for us to have a secret together, thatās allā¦Ruth took her hand and smiled down at her.Ā āMy Idgieās a bee charmer.āā
āFried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe, ch.26
GOAT šš
Love seeing women with bare faces, short fingernails, practical shoes, comfortable clothing, a full plate, a toothy grin, a relaxed posture. Love love love seeing women comfortable and happy and unselfconscious.
why does every stupid bitch in the notes HAVE to comment ābut theres nothing wrong with girls wearing heels or makeup or shavingā as if thats not what society pushes onto us every fucking day already like shut up already
Palm Springs (2020) Screenplay by Andy Siara Directed by Max Barbakow
"Oh, that's pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-"
Nothing that lives, lives forever.
how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element canāt do shit to any of the others
shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face
a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now youāve turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst
you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over
Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals
You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They donāt even have Geneva.Ā
thereās no way of knowing if red / means the same thing in your head / as red means in my head when someone says red
Katharine Hepburn as Amazon warrior princess Antiope & Colin Keith-Johnston as Theseus in stage production of The Warriorās Husband (1932) (Corbis)
ok. ok
all right Iāll allow it
Okay so some fun and interesting tidbits of info that @queer-taako gave me a while back regarding Katherine Hepburn: she may have possibly been either nonbinary or transmasc. She had a male persona, and gay men (as in exclusively gay men, men who only had sex with and were attracted to other men) had sex with her. They viewed her as just as much a man as any of them. In fact, the only reason Iām still using āherā and not āhimā/āthemā is because it was never confirmed (and letās be real, it could have been very dangerous for her back then). But that information is out there.
This is a pretty good article going into detail about Hepburnās identity as well as how the era sort of impacted her experience. She described herself later in life as āthe missing link between gendersā and even as a child, had a secret name for herself which she preferred to be called among friends (Jimmy) and the information she gave about her childhood like not getting why everyone seemed to treat her like a girl, not wanting anything to do with feminine things, having a secret name, at the very least resonates with gnc and butch women, trans men and nonbinary people.
We have no way of knowing what she really was, and we cant really ascribe an identity to her, but she had relationships with men and women and wanted pretty much nothing to do with womanhood in her private life. Being non straight and/or not cis in Hollywood, especially back then, was such a minefield to navigate, and there was virtually no language to express yourself if your identity was anything other than gay or straight cis person, and even the term ālesbianā wasnt used as often as youd think.
I did not know this.Ā
Not them calling her transmasc š
What kind of blatant homophobic bullshit is this?
āThis woman was so cool, even gay men slept with her (REAL GAY MEN who only like men and EVERYTING!!)
Fuck you
wow gay men slept with a woman! she must be trans!
there is a conceptā¦.. called ābeardingā itās when a gay personā¦. dates/and or has sex with someone of the opposite sexā¦. so they donāt seem gay!
itās not fun for them itās literally SURVIVAL so they donāt get hate crimed.
also saying that a woman that has masculine traits must be a man is THE MOST REGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE BULLSHIT IVE EVER HEARD
Gods Iāve never read something so disgustingly regressive in my life.
Katherine Hepburn rejected female societal norms at a time when doing so meant being ostracised and losing her career. She was a beard for gay men in Hollywood to protect people she cared about from a violently homophobic industry.
How disrespectful do you have to be to trans a woman because youāve decided that she doesnāt meet your standards of female?
Really goes to show how little the younger generations understand about the realities of gay and gnc people of the past. But every time I see this post I do have a little chuckle at the idea that āexclusively gay menā would be able to sniff out the malesona of an otherwise completely female-passing individual and be like āfor some reason i want to have sex with this woman, even despite my homosexuality. weird!ā and there would just be no further questions or insight.
One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it tooĀ
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Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.
The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because sheās a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.
The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesnāt need the solution, but every time Iāve finished doing the cocker spanielās ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like āIt is my turn for the ear torture. šš do your worst. šššā and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him heās done and he immediately turns delighted, because āoh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now Iām just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it throughā
At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, āoh. š ear medicine for all of us šā
this is all i ask of gay/lesbian solidarity if iām being honest