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[mad--house]

[mouchefska]

[mysharona1987]

[randalfthegray]

This? An utterly scorching take.

[satanfemme]

hazmat suit but make it goth

[decaynow]

Tripp hazmat suit

[satanfemme]

fuck with me

[genderslayer]

the tripp hazmat suit stays on during sex

[wumblr]

oh

[meow-moment]

ok i could have just scrolled down

[wumblr]

danny devito made this

[wumblr]

the what

[meow-moment]

hold on looking something up

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[xmagnet-o]

Yesss

[anaccessiblelife]

Accessibility success of the day #11

Accessibility can mean having the option to dress up and look fab, no matter your disability.

[1oldbear]

And you should!

[cephalapodsblog]

Nobody will ever understand how much I love this blessed woman and that upsets me

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

Michael Henry

His videos are so on the nose of gay culture and hilariously thought out. Please treat yourself to his content you won’t be sorry.

[jennifercoolidgeisacockdestroye]

they’re lubricating

[brock-hunter-xxx]

Michael Henry is everything and all his videos are about the current state of the gay community

[versacemom]

The beard guy is my friend Clint. Yes he is a hot ™️ in real life. I don’t have anything to plug for him but go vote!

[jasper-rolls]

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

[hotvampireadjacent]

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

[every1one]

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

[homosozialismus]

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

[satanicdemona-deactivated201509]

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

[0ptimistic-s0ci0path]

dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon. 

[dorfs]

dont gays have a powerbottom thing?

[fantehm--menace]

world heritage post.

[miss-krypton]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

[dormouseking]

Some more from the snapchat. My dream is that I’ll develop a new selfie face before turning 30 🤞🤞

[curseworm]

every time someone says bush was smarter or a better politician or more respectable than trump i lose my mind. it feels like everyone collectively blocked bushisms from their memory

[curseworm]

people had coffee table books and playing cards and drink coasters and everything you can imagine with bushisms printed on them. bush was widely regarded as a complete fucking idiot. a terrible politician both via malevolence and incompetence. and now people have made this whole fake history of the bush administration where he was some sort of well-meaning grandpa so they can compare him to the current administration and pretend trump is Uniquely terrible

[sevdolo]

[askiathedickhead]

Yup

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[afloweroutofstone]

COVID-19 was not “created” by anyone, but the conspiracies that China made it in a lab are funny when you remember that the count of non-consensual biomedical expermiments on US citizens by the Chinese government in history is zero, while the count of non-consensual biomedical experiments on US citizens by the US government is well into the double digits

[poodleman]

Yeah, conspiracy theorists, project much?

[afloweroutofstone]

The Tuskegee syphillis experiment

Operation LAC

Stateville Penitentiary malaria experiment

Operation Big Itch

Project SHAD

San Quentin prison experiments

Operation Sea-Spray

Operation ARTICHOKE and Operation MKUltra

Operation Drop Kick

1966 NY Subway bacteria release

And we’re already into the double digits. Not to mention what we did to the people of the Phillipines, Guatemala, etc.

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Sara Mrad  “La Vie Est Une Poesie” spring 2021 couture

[youtuboyz]