Honestly, spent too much time here....

'Specially because I have other stuff I'm meant to be doing. It's really very boring though so, uhhh, it'll get done eventually.

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[the-color-orange-offical]

[thegreenaper]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[videogameoutofcontext]

[becksofhouseblackadder]

That's the vibe, you think you've succeeded and you kinda have but then. Nope.

At least the outfits are neat

[miapcain]

its so funny that everyone kind of agreed ranni is the best ending for elden ring. then the dlc came out, didn't add another ending, but DID add a bunch of context that makes ranni's ending even more appealing

[miapcain]

miquella responding to his white guilt by trying to make a police state where you can't be mean to anyone, vs ranni responding to her white guilt by doing 9/11 to her auntie's house, marrying a random woman off the street, collecting every colonizer onto their honeymoon rocket and launching it into a random direction in deep space

[miapcain]

kenneth haight feeling really smug about finding a new leader for limgrave when I roll up on my Dark Moon Landrover and arrest her for being of the golden lineage (she has to come on the thousand year voyage into darkness on the moon gulag)

[miapcain]

godefroy (who i never bothered killing) exhumed from his evergaol, read his rights, slapped in 62 sets of handcuffs and made to dig a big pit on the moon (for godwyn who we can't leave under leyendell he's fucking up the water supply)

[miapcain]

ranni throwing the tv remote at me because I never found mohg during my playthrough and now we have to turn the moon back around so we can fulton her gay cousin miquella and her sex pest auntie rellana

[beardedmrbean]

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

[mysteriouspersonrambles]

Truthfully one of the most insane things to me that tumblr users have ever done is transform Dracula from a book about the Victorian scooby gang trying to defeat a vampire into a tragic time loop (which in turn makes the story even more of a gothic horror in my opinion) via the existence of Dracula Daily

Like what do you mean every single year the Harkers, the suitor squad and Van Helsing are forced to relive the worst year of their life

Sure they win in the end but over and over they are forced to loose the people they love, be striped of their personhood and fight what must have seemed like an impossible battle.

And nobody is even aware of this time loop except us and we just feed into this narrative. “Oh my friend Jonathan has just sent me another letter let’s hope this goes better than last year ;)”

And from a literary analysis standpoint this whole change is inane because it frames the book in an entirely new light. There is a meta layer of horror being applied to the book that was never possible before.

How many years will they suffer like this before someone realizes something is wrong? Before someone gets déjà vu just a few too many times?Before Jonathan and Mina realize they don’t know what their son looks like all grown up? How many years before they are free?

[cyclic-abelian]

The anime is wonderful.. I am so inspired! i needed to finish this right away!!

[myriadsofmayhem]

SCROLL BACK THIS IS NOT A CLIP FROM THE ANIME!!! THIS IS FANART!!!!

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[thewitchofwonders]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

kensyouen_Y

[ssalmonn]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I've seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

[chikkou]

finally, it has appeared on my dash

[dunkinmycloud]

finally, when we least expected it.

[kimpossibooty]

Wasn’t expecting this

[thesanityclause]

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[wisegirl42]

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

[theleopardstalker]

i couldn’t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.

and-

and nobody-

and nobody expects-

[almostabajillionwasps]

Didn’t expect did you mutuals

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Queuing this so even I won’t expect it

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Thanks! Queeu again!

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

THE VERY FIRST STAR TREK SLASH FIC PUBLISHED

“A Fragment out of Time”, published in 1974. Kirk / Spock. page 1 page 2

I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER

[catbountry]

This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.

[cylonqueen]

Your grandma wrote this on her Commodore 64.

[strike-team-delta]

I miss my Commodore 64

[stoplookingup]

Oh my dear, sweet children. The Commodore 64 came out in 1982. This was produced on a typewriter and probably mimeographed. And while it may seem funny now, it took more courage to write and distribute this than you will ever  know.

[athelind]

Reblogged for that last comment.

[gokuma]

respect your elders

[ohfreckle]

Children, in the olden days fanfiction was written on a typewriter, copied and sent by snail mail. Getting one one of those letters from across the world was every bit as exciting as getting a notification that your favorite writer posted a new fic.

[berlynn-wohl]

It’s been said before, but the fact that this fic begins with the dialogue assertion “We’re by no means setting a precedent” is endlessly amusing to me.

Diane Marchant changed all our lives. May she rest in peace.

[prokopetz]

The precedent line is especially amusing when you bear in mind that “A Fragment Out of Time” is not only the first Star Trek slashfic to be published in a widely distributed magazine: it’s believed by some to be the first slashfic of any kind to be widely published.

[ralfmaximus]

In 1974 it was illegal to send pornography through the USPS. So distributing fic like this via mailed newsletter was literally dangerous. And they knew it.

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[kittychan-sings-enka]

presented without commentary or apology

[tariqah]

Why OP

[adulthoodisokay]

slam that fucking unmute button

[lovely-v]

Every episode of orphan black is like. Sarah discovers a horrifying truth about her existence. Cosima has lesbian sex. Alison slips further into suburban psychosis. Helena kills a man.

[f-oighear]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Incredible

[becksofhouseblackadder]

Only difference is that it's filmed vertically. Otherwise spot on 🤣