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Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Voting ended on4h

nottscolin

Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Voting ended on4h

I know it feels awful to lose something you love. But the truth is, it's not truly gone, because you're carrying a little bit of it with you wherever you go.

What I'm saying is, you've got a little bit of your dinner caught in your beard.

#shitpost #dad jokes #pun #jokes

nottscolin

Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Voting ended on4h

misheard the term "aura farming", accidentally planted a bunch of oreos in my garden

#shitpost #dad jokes #oreo #aura #aura farming

Let's make nachos!

tortilla chips

mince

seasoning

refried beans

bell pepper

onion

jalapeño

cheese

salsa

guacamole

sour cream

hot sauce

Voting ended on4h

#nachos #poll blog #tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #polls #my polls #shitpost

the proclaimers were absolutely mad. walking 500 miles for someone and then they ask you to walk 500 more?? red flag buddy. get outta there

#the proclaimers #shitpost #dad jokes #pun #jokes

drinking pressed apple juice: cool, fashionable, sexy

drinking depressed apple juice: well that's just sad

#shitpost #dad jokes #pun #jokes #one liners

"no caffeine after midday!" I say as I chug my 11:59 pint of iced coffee

#shitpost #coffee #caffeine #dad jokes

*running frantically back towards my multiverse travel machine*

this isn't the fuck universe!! it's the fuck youniverse!!

#shit post #shitpost #multiverse #parallel dimension #scifi #science #dad jokes #terrible puns #pun #bad puns #dumb puns #puns

egg who figures out they're a trans man when they pick up the BBQ tongs and instinctively clack them twice

#transgender #shitpost #dad jokes

who lives longer

tortoises

elves

Voting ended onMay 9

#tortoise #teenage mutant ninja turtles #turtles #lord of the rings #lotr #elf #elves #tolkien elves #lotr elves #elven

he got it in one

#ducks #mallard #Wordle #word puzzles #puzzle #shitpost

I've been burned before. How cool is this De Sac really?

#cul de sac #terrible puns #dad jokes #shitpost #pun #puns

actually it's only ADHD if it in the post-Jesus era. otherwise it's BCHD

#adhd #actually adhd #adhd problems #adhd things #adhd brain #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #neurodivergence #autism #shitpost #dad jokes #puns #bad puns #dumb puns #terrible puns #i love puns

Sorry, I misunderstood. Please fuck back on

#shitpost #fuck off

many people are willing to give a shit, but most people will take no shit. this has introduced a buyers' market which creates challenges in the shit economy

#shit post #shitpost #literally a shitpost #economics #economy #dad jokes #government #politics #free market #late stage capitalism #capitalism #anti capitalism #jokes

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