Cedrys

She/her, 25, Scotland, coffee-addict, potato overlord Star Wars fanfic writer on AO3 Feel free to drop me a message if you have any questions

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[darthwillies]

i love sith!obi-wan as much as the next person but also, consider: obi-wan being the most stubbornly light-side jedi of all time

through a holocron, anakin and obi-wan come face-to-face with the darkest versions of themselves. anakin, of course, sees a monster. darth vader at his most extreme, murderous and even sadistic in his cruelty, not just violent but enjoying the vicious power his violence grants him. he's like a demon brought to life, the dark side in its purest form, malevolent and evil

meanwhile, obi-wan is still obi-wan just slightly worse. obi-wan but with like a bit of a drinking problem and he's let himself go a little. obi-wan but he's gotten addicted to world of space warcraft and is chugging more space mountain dew than might be ideal. The Darkness Within is just obi-wan indulging his self-destructive tendencies and maybe being a bit more of a bitch than he already is, turning up scruffy and less well-groomed than og obi-wan but still absolutely, unmistakably in the light

dude is incorruptible. a beacon of light, stubbornly staying light no matter what life throws at him.

(naturally, obi-wan is still horrified by "evil" obi-wan. dude is listening to his albums on speaker phone. he is so inconsiderate)

[lannegarrett]

[mybraiindump]

the true cycle of life

[glassfrogforest]

[randomomensandportents]

Meme credit goes to Jenny Harder

[gffa]

Lucasfilm apparently cast Jeremy Allen White for The Mandalorian movie... AS ROTTA THE HUTT. THEY CAST JEREMY ALLEN WHITE AS STINKY THE HUTT. I HAVE BEEN HYENA LAUGHING FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES, THIS IS THE MOST STAR WARS CASTING THEY HAVE EVER DONE. ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. THEY CAST THIS GUY

AS THIS CHARACTER:

PHENOMENAL. I'M GOING TO SEE THE MOVIE FIVE TIMES IN THE THEATER JUST TO SEE THIS SHIT.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

last night I conceived of a truly diabolical plan of pointless and petty evil and I shall have such fun putting it into action. a little birthday present to myself.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

so the evil plan was to invite my friend who Deeply Hates Boardgames™️ over for a little party and, once everyone was seated at the table, produce a copy of Dune Imperium and say “finally we have enough players!”

I was going to wait for their face to crumble in horror and dismay while I whined that I was a little birthday boy and I really wanted to play the game before I lifted the lid and revealed that it contained only a cake, at which point I would laugh maniacally

only instead of protesting, my poor sweet loyal friend only sighed in resignation and braced themself for a tedious board game… out of love for me… I literally bought two empty board game boxes for the express purpose of tormenting my best buddy and how am I rewarded for my troubles? with gentle indulgence and forgiveness. disgusting.

[parrishsrubberplant]

#and that friend was me. I was SO ready to suffer so you could be a special birthday boy habibi#ain’t nobody i’d suffer through a dune board game for aside from you.#I did FAR prefer the rum cake to board games though 🤣🤣🤣#friends tag

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

once again my evil plans were foiled by underestimating the Power of Love. classic blunder.

[peaky-arthur]

[foxofninetales]

More like

[professional-rat-eater-deactiva]

My favourite running gag in Star Wars is Darth Maul being absolutely obsessed with getting revenge on Obi Wan over something he started. Obi Wan did absolutely nothing to him except defend himself. Maul killed someone Obi Wan loved and then tried to kill him as well and now I guess he’s mad that Obi Wan didn’t let him murder him??? So dramatic and for what

[excarow]

Everytime ao3 is down I'm reminded of two things:

One is that humans have and always will love telling stories, and they will continue to do so even if there is no benefit to telling these stories, but simply because we love creating things

The other is that a concerning amount of us use fanfiction as an extreme form of escapism that we can't function without and we should probably look into that

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[spacedandelions]

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

[madgastronomer]

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!

[noturusualpotato]

Greetings I am here to say hiiiii I adore your fics!!!!!!!! Especially how you write Quinlan and Obi-Wan together. Also Tholme. You are very much fuelling my rekindled starwars obsession so thank you!!!!

Aaaa thanks😌 glad you enjoyed them! Quinlan andobis friendship is gold!

[noturusualpotato]

Cerryn Mercer (just wanted to show off my rook bc spent two hours in character creator… long lists of complaints to follow)

[noturusualpotato]

WIP TITLE GAME

tagged by @phoenixyfriend

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let pepole send you and ask with with tthe title that most intruges them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and tag as many people as you have wips.

Hmmm... I am currently mostly working on the 2nd draft of my first original novel, so I am less active fanfic-wise than I used to be - number 1 and 2 on this list are being posted currently and number 3 i took hiatus from but still have a few chapters to post. Anyway I plan to get to the rest of those at some point, but here we go:

Ade cuir te vencuyot

Love, Lost

Invictus

Dd - heartbreak is a part of growing up

Dd - obi and Quin throughout the years

Obi actor codywan

Dd - grad student obi

Jangobi old republic au

Dd scenes from marriage 

Jangobi modern mountain hermit au

Dd - ani at the restaurant

Melinda/daan ancient Mand’alor Jango au

Dd - war codywan

Tatooine Slave Obi

Tagging: I don't follow enough people to tag, but if someone wishes to participate, feel free (yes, I barely have social media presence).

[noturusualpotato]

I don’t normally share my oh-so-philosophical thoughts but I had a really good walk today and I really love this photo so here we are.

I am normally quite a domestic creature. I like my video games and reading and long evenings cross -stitching and writing. I have also lived in Scotland for the past seven years but been forcing myself to leave the house and explore only since last year.

Let me tell you guys, there there is nothing that works as good for creativity as a walk in beautiful setting does. Whether it’s plotting out a fanfic or edits to the flaming pile of poo book attempt (finally done with that first draft!), like creative juices be flowing in the wild.

So get out there! As they say, it’s the first step that’s most difficult and seriously a quiet moment with your own thoughts can work miracles😌

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[bird-prince-art]

Very important addition