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srdcovka

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

#i don't think blond men of any nationality should be allowed to speak

cryptotheism

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

gunsandfireandshit

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

#joke's on you that's all of them #sports are evil

we have been freed from rtdwho!!!!!

#doctor who

cikero

when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot

#specifically men with a naturally slim build #it looks fucking crazy stop going to the gym white boy

walkingeverywhere

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

#that's really fun for you. personally I think he should kill himself.

luntfontanne

every event they attend together they're doing butchfemme dyke drag. if your heart is pure

#she is soooooo chic #stream prettiest girl in America

jesterlesbian

CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

You don't know what tennis is. What is it?

#for a moment we had challengers and all was right in the world #now we have heated rivalry and #well

bad-faith-misinterpreter

my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.

... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

#well my dream is to make a statement so nebulous and ambiguous that it makes everyone kill themselves #so

grox

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

#I would renew #roadrunner is straight which is why he's evil

rylandsgrace

Send Help (2026) dir. Sam Raimi

#she was 100% right and justified in everything she did actually

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

#oh my god people are calling staying closeted so you don't get blackballed chic #like they're not doing this as a statement against the heteronormative nature of coming out #they're doing this because they want straight roles and gay guys don't get straight roles #and then some dumbass comes on tumblr to call it chic #you guys are in psychosis and I blame heated rivalry for it

rafole

if men couldn’t offer me rpf they would wholly cease to exist in my life

#this is why rpf is evil #erase men from your life

indigosfindings

which of the three "superwholock" shows have you voluntarily watched at least one full season of?

supernatural only

doctor who only

sherlock only

supernatural & doctor who

supernatural & sherlock

doctor who & sherlock

all three

none of them

unsure/see results

Voting ended onMay 21

#doctor who getting the most votes out of these shows that's MY britslop!

mynowherenothing

Contender to be one of the best anecdote ever said

#oh wow you have a trashy run down room where you meet your mistress? how original #she did liven it up a bit I'm sure

steveyockey

connor *doesn’t count hand and mouth stuff as sex*: yeah I’m comfortable with everything up to actual sex

#i mean of course it isn't #that's like saying bruschetta is a meal #that's the appetizer babe where's the main course

artofdoubt

Kelly Kilpatrick thinks I'm gay and you're my secret wife, so we have to spend the weekend pretending to be lesbian lovers so I can get that Carol Burnett jumpsuit. What?

HACKS — 5.07 Montecito

#it's not queerbaiting it's saving the world #hacks