i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

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i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in
I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team
Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years
we have been freed from rtdwho!!!!!
when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot
Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think
every event they attend together they're doing butchfemme dyke drag. if your heart is pure
CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino
You don't know what tennis is. What is it?
my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.
... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?
Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said
Send Help (2026) dir. Sam Raimi
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
if men couldn’t offer me rpf they would wholly cease to exist in my life
which of the three "superwholock" shows have you voluntarily watched at least one full season of?
supernatural only
doctor who only
sherlock only
supernatural & doctor who
supernatural & sherlock
doctor who & sherlock
all three
none of them
unsure/see results
Contender to be one of the best anecdote ever said
connor *doesn’t count hand and mouth stuff as sex*: yeah I’m comfortable with everything up to actual sex
Kelly Kilpatrick thinks I'm gay and you're my secret wife, so we have to spend the weekend pretending to be lesbian lovers so I can get that Carol Burnett jumpsuit. What?
HACKS — 5.07 Montecito
How long has it been since you were in an elevator?
I'm in one right now
within the last 24 hours
within the week
within the month
within a few months
within the year
it's been years
it's been decades
I've never been in an elevator