just saying anything

if I stay on one topic for more than five posts a bomb will explode and kill my entire family

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

[alanritchsonsource]

Alan Ritchson in ‘REACHER’ Season 4

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[tiktaalic]

don't care about phm at all but i find it funny that people are crackshipping markiplier with ryan gosling

Because people are too afraid to fuck a rock…….. what’s happened. To our society. A rock is a bridge too far? It’s a rock. You need to insert markiplier in a movie he has no business being in. Because you’re afraid of someone ELSE fucking a rock. I do genuinely real belief think it’s more #regressive to pointedly talk about how important platonic relationships are when you’re talking about phm than it is to think he’s fucking a rock. Why would I care about men being friends. No. Ohhh he’s friends with the guy who helped save his life. NO! I need them to violate MORE social mores I need them to be causing insane infighting about labels and identities on futuretumblr.com I need rock fox news to be handwringing about how having a human boy toy threatens the balance of society. Thank you.

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[hauntanelle]

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

[srdcovka]

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

[cryptotheism]

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

[gunsandfireandshit]

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

[nov5aftermath]

we have been freed from rtdwho!!!!!

[cikero]

when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[luntfontanne]

every event they attend together they're doing butchfemme dyke drag. if your heart is pure

[jesterlesbian]

CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

You don't know what tennis is. What is it?

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.

... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[rylandsgrace]

Send Help (2026) dir. Sam Raimi

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.