🐸frog princess🐸

♐🌞♉🌚♒⬆

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[fruitshow]

Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pukicho]

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

[mycomortis]

how are the trees

[pukicho]

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

[blakhawk15-deactivated20221118]

[zippers]

was gonna write "gender is fake there is only anime" but i accidentally hit the laugh emoji background when hitting space and lost it

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[disastrousqueer]

i once met god and they slapped the shit out of me because i said i can’t wait to go to hell and when i woke up i nearly fell out of bed

[fangirlsleep]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[yuginarumon]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

“tell the class a little about yourself”

[bionicle]

[byjove]

I love images of late Victorian/Edwardian period men taking goofy pictures with their bros........boys night circa 1898

[byjove]

Images with high levels of Bertie Wooster energies:

[lapsedgoth]

vintage "me and the lads are absolutely sauced rn"

[byjove]

my boy Eugene has two glasses of absinthe and thinks it’s hot to stand on Eustice as though he were a table

[lvd2]

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[pyramidslayer]

in the series finale of breaking bad, walt finally tries his meth and realizes that it tastes bad and everyone was only pretending to like it to make him feel better

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Lucifer was forcing me to participate in a school musical about Alice in Wonderland.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]