alive, aha... fuck

Eloise, 27, she/her ♏☀️♑☾♐▲ Bristol / Poole

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[ispyspookymansion]

[pokemonpostsonly]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[dogpuppy]

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[sapphia]

i needed this because i find doors very difficult sometimes

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @imanexistentialcrisis)

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[mariposakitten]

[couchnapping]

insane goodwill find

[couchnapping]

perfectly rational goodwill find

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[themainspoon]

[dustyoldclock]

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

[daydreamycrustacean]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[the-big-mood]

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[riflebrass]

[charaah]

This is the funniest Superman clip ever. He just exposed his identity to a bunch of randos to fuck with a woman who just jumped out a window to fuck with him.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore