[achesspiece]

Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma

[emailmore]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foreveriallyzombified]

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

[emailmore]

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

[mithrilwren]

thank you thesaurus.com, that is absolutely not what i was looking for

[shoutoutaday]

shoutout to blood we have a lot of it

[vintagecomputer]

[higurashinonakukoronigou-moving]

[mypornselections]

[pokemonleague]

when u eatin her pussy while she on her period and she start talkin bout "I'll send you back to the grave you godless bloodsucker" and ur eyes burning and u realize her pussy hairs got garlic in em

[thyrell]

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

[insatiably-red]

[insatiably-red]

[insatiably-red]

[greelin]

vampires getting the urge to be intimate w/ their partners while feeding is so fucking funny to me… like imagine you’re just sitting there eating soup but getting REALLY into it? you just. want to fuck, b/c of the soup. want to fuck the soup

[valtsv]

i don’t know which vampire needs to hear this today but i’m single

[f0r-evxr-haunt3d]

-happyface

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon