sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse
I like to categorize them into “awful to read but important” and “what asshole thought anybody should look at this with their own two eyes”
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sometimes ………….. books that are considered classics…………. are worse
I like to categorize them into “awful to read but important” and “what asshole thought anybody should look at this with their own two eyes”
More survival mode over on the youtubes! Check it out!!
Fantasy RPG Races as Dogs
Human:
Elf:
Dwarf:
Halfling:
Half Orc:
This is the best description of the fantasy races I’ve ever seen. Let me add some more!
Half-Elf:
Tiefling:
Gnome:
Dragonborn:
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this is ten times more funny than the cat one, holy shit X’D
Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?
That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?
Horse.
Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse
And what would the offspring be like?
I hate all of this
This is the last thing you see before you die
Ok everyone we found it. The worst post
This is pretty par for the course honestly.
My Tumblr quit on me when I tried to re log this.
Herranjestas siitä on enkkuversio
*sulkee tumblrin*
Enkkuversio ei päätynyt ihan samoihin juttuihin
I love this so much
Being able to choke on your own saliva is a massive design flaw.
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
It’s called connotations.
Try this one on for size:
“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”
“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”
great news! Language is now banned
This is no cat. This is some demon lord in disguise
20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky
you would not believe your eyes
if 20,000 tethered flies
hoisted my corpse into the sky
Oh you fucker!!
Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.
Your posts are literally gonna kill some young, naive twink
monkey brain: big monster with sharp teeth scary
existential human brain: big monster with people teeth scary
lizard brain: big monster sexy
This is simultaneously comforting and uncomfortable
A clear river flowing with leaves
Runs through a red forest of trees
Such a vision of maple
Is a boon if you’re able
To sit still and attain inner peace
Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.
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Here’s the d20 of wisdom, reblog for luck on wisdom and intelligence checks
Lords of the Fallen - Flaming Sword - Part 3
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Matt’s birthday is tomorrow! Everyone wish him a happy birthday!