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hello friend! welcome to my blog, where i reblog random sh*t. i'm into bts and shibas, but also games and nerdy stuff! please feel free to get to know me <3

[kholexcx]

juniji ito was right when he said we were all circles or some shit. idk bro i don’t even think

[hakuteeth]

me: I can take criticism!!!

somebody: hmm well….

me, already crying: yeah ????? What is it???????

[whispertxt-deactivated20211217]

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

[grungegoths]

Tumblr is like the Baudelaire children of websites : Being passed on from one terrible authority figure to another who always fail to address the real problems chasing it down all along

[timetravelonion]

It’s also like the Baudelaire children because one third of tumblr users are babies who can and will bite anything

The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”

Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”

[phoenyxgreene]

Again for the ones in the back

[sfiddy]

Louder.

[alittle-writer-deactivated20180]

Unrequited Love is sad. The friendzone is creepy.

[derek-foreal]

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

[animatedtext]

requested by austinmoonland

[queercutie-deactivated20160411]

overanalyze and chill

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[micycle-myers]

Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

[inkwingart]

It’s also the mid-autumn festival!

[mecharose]

I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

[mecharose]

or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other characters catch glimpses of what’s underneath and you just know

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[follow-championsofmyheart]

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

[breathinginthecoke]

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

[antique-scarecrow]

he financed the arts and public infrastructure

[brunhiddensmusings]

its like the one episode of powerpuff girls where mojo jojo actually took over the world- and immediately ended all wars, ended world hunger, and eradicated most diseases

[deweyduckfuckedmywife]

Please!

DO NOT feed your gamer generic “flavor blasted tortilla chips” or “mountain fizz” it WILL make them sick or possibly worse! If you cant afford the real thing then you shouldnt have gotten a gamer in the first place!

[jakemorph]

lol @ op acting like it’s ethical for ANYONE to own a gamer no matter how “”real”” the food they can afford for it is. gamers are wild animals. imprinting on human beings can be seriously psychologically damaging to them. just don’t keep them.

[gerrycanavan]

Jury nullification. Pass it on.

[antigovernmentextremist]

Jury nullification is so fucking important.

[lesserjoke]

This is something that more people should be aware of, if only because (in many states, at least) defense attorneys are actually prohibited from mentioning it to jurors. The law allows a jury to return a “not guilty” verdict contrary to the facts of the case, but not for the defense to inform them of that power or to argue for its application in the current trial.

[frpeter]

I didn’t know about this. Wow.

[theveganarchist]

always reblog

[enbyhugs]

This is SUPER IMPORTANT and also a good reason to show up for jury duty. You know all those laws you think are stupid? This is your chance to maybe do something about it. 

[errors-dot-albi-deactivated2015]

I…. I thought this was common knowledge… signal boosting this because it obviously isn’t!

[trials-of-socrates]

Did not know this

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Jury nullification in the United States has its origins in colonial British America. Similar to British law, in the United States jury nullification occurs when a jury in a criminal case reaches a verdict contrary to the weight of evidence, sometimes because of a disagreement with the relevant law.

[dragongirltitties]

also note you shouldnt mention it until youre actually on the jury. lawyers can have potential jurors dismissed for knowing this.

[not-actually-that-cool]

Jury nullification has been a way to show how the masses are thinking before laws change.

[boarofthenorth100]

I Exist

[boarofthenorth100]

Im Real And Im Out There Some Where

[shadont-deactivated20190908]

Source?

[boarofthenorth100]

[flock]

wait a second im sexy

[mosstiger]

me when I cycle from depressed to manic