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Mirroring Sheev's Plan by Sullivan

Performed by Austin Walker on AMCA

(originally posted on Cohost)

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Sheev's Plan:

get elected to senate for naboo

start new sith order

work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.

(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)

PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.

make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack

(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.

Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.

(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then

build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot

(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan

let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

(only via proxy tho. not done yet)

let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)

drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.

lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.

tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me

use death star ships to take over galaxy even more

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

(awesome... but not enough. something missing)

let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt. Puzzle Knife cool enough idea to do twice i think

taunt granddaughter into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body. All part of my grand scheme...

Endgame achieved. (??)

(kylo ren betrays me)

PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again.

throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)

destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason.

ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword.

Endgame achieved.

#this post already made me snort-laugh when the screencaps came across my bsky feed earlier in the month #so austin reading it made me laugh even MORE #i can already tell that ''PIVOT'' is going to be living in my head rent-free #star wars #sw humor #sheev palpatine #austin walker #a more civilized age

queenklu

so i hear tumblr's dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years...

idonthaveaclue

@numinousnic

#the SHRIEK i shriek-laughed #you tell him queequeg #moby dick #literary humor #literature

reading Brian Raftery's Hannibal Lecter: A Life and hearing of Tom Noonan's death led to me rewatching Manhunter last night, and THEN rereading HoHS because I also got an abundantly sweet comment on it recently that made me cry a little, and now i'm thinking about that sequel i'd loosely planned for it and never wrote (well, except for those couple of pages i posted like. 5 years ago from quarantine). every time i think i'm out, the Harrisverse sinks its hooks in me and pulls me back the fuck in!!

#I CAN'T DO IT UNTIL PROBABLY 2028 (if i did it)#because i HAVE to finish be bold first #but man. there are some ideas i had for that fic that i rotate in my mind and stroke my chin at once in a while #and i have a soft spot for hinges so it COULD happen. but it's a bad idea for me to commit to any other fics while be bold is left undone #..... also hinges was SUPPOSED to be a oneshot and then ended up being 29k. god knows how long a sequel would take me #the hinges of human sympathies #hannibal

hwashitape

the hat trick

#YOOOOOOO #these are GORGEOUS #kagurabachi #kagurabachi fanart #chihiro rokuhira #hiyuki kagari #yoji uruha

jigsawgirl

being married in your 20s is something i can never condone but being divorced in your 20s is undeniably chic

#shout-out to my grade school friend anna #first Court-Certified Divorce anniversary this year! but 1.5 years separated before then #one of the most powerful people i know fr

crimeronan

i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!

#14/14 LMFAO #grew up in new england + now live in boston so not a surprise perhaps #i will say some of these i've never heard someone say irl in earnest (chowdahhead being one)#but if you've never had american chop suey you owe it to yourself to make it. the king of cheap pantry meals #quizzes #the noahtheast

ralfmaximus

: You guessed it: looks like it's a so-called AI

Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.

Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:

If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.

Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out.

a-for-effort-f-for-execution

if you want to turn off as much ai crap in firefox as possible, from this post on mozilla's connect forum, you should also set all these to false using about:config:

browser.ml.enable

extensions.ml.enabled

browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled

browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled

browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

to get rid of the revamped sidebar, which is also trying to incorporate ai:

sidebar.revamp

unrelated anyone got browser recommendations for when we have to jump ship from firefox

mckitterick

and now keep in mind that all the other browsers are doing this shit, too, but you can't reconfigure them as with Firefox

on A for Effort's last point, is there any browser that offers users even half as much control as Firefox? if so, I'd like to try it as a backup

mckitterick

irritatingly, the list of AI settings in Firefox has grown. to kill them all as of today (Nov 20, 2025), go into about:config and set all of these to false (yes, you'll have to copy and paste them one by one):

browser.ml.enable

browser.ml.chat.enabled

browser.ml.chat.menu

browser.ml.chat.page

browser.ml.chat.page.footerBadge

browser.ml.chat.page.menuBadge

browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled

browser.ml.pageAssist.enabled

browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled

browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

extensions.ml.enabled

browser.search.visualSearch.featureGate

in addition to nuking AI, it'll also speed up your browsing

#oh for fuck's sake #at least it was easy to turn all these off #ai #mozilla firefox

mxrbutch

what it says on the tin + i left book recs for each category <3

felt bored and made a uquiz. also ps ps in case you wanna read any of the books i rec in the answers... check out this cool google drive

#“fucked up if true” SO TRUE #i do love a weird deeply haunting straight-up fucked book that i think about for the rest of my life #also ty for the recs!!#i feel very 🥹🥹 that one of them is a book i recommended to you #quizzes #literature

ralfmaximus

National Public Data is back online. Protect your privacy from it now - and check if other people-search sites have your information.

Over a year ago, National Public Data (NPD), a search site for people, earned a place in privacy infamy for a security breach that revealed the personal data of 3 billion individuals (that's billion with a "b"). Now, after disappearing, NPD is back. As ZDNET sister publication PCMag reported, NPD is open for snooping again under a new owner, the rather mysterious-sounding Perfect Privacy LLC.

Oh boy. Better head over to nationalpublicdata.com and see if your profile is there. Then follow the handy instructions in the ZDNET article to have yourself removed:

How to remove your information from NPD

Search your name on nationalpublicdata.com.

When you find your profile, click "View Full Profile."

Copy its URL.

Go to nationalpublicdata.com/optout.html.

Drop the URL into the "Your Profile Link" field and click "Request Removal."

Enter an email address, and the site will send you an email requesting that you click to confirm deletion.

You'll need a separate email address for each profile you want to delete.

#oh fuck my lifeeeee #anyway the opt-out process was very easy but hate that my whole-ass address was on there!#national public data #current events #privacy

louislumbarcurve

Bedelia: There is only one way you can forgive Will Graham

Hannibal: I have to eat him

Me:

#had to find this post again for this tweet specifically so we’re reblogging it again #this is an all-time hannibal tumblr post. to me #hannibal #hannibal humor

nmbrs

i keep forgetting to make this post so maybe someone else has finally pointed it out but i haven't actually seen a lot of discussion about the snake in the back of the truck in sinners! the symbolism/foreshadowing in that sequence is so cool to me, at least that's how i interpreted it. everything in this film is so intentional and deliberate, i find it hard to believe it wasn't put there for a reason.

sammie is the one to accidentally uncover the snake (sammie is the one remmick comes for)

(not only that but he uncovers it in his eagerness to get the day started, involving himself in something he shouldn't, touching things he shouldn't - fast forward to his talk with smoke in the upper floor of the juke when smoke threatens to kill him if he plays another show/doesn't listen to him about the world because he'll get himself hurt if he pursues this blindly)

smoke is the one to kill it (he is the one who deals the final blow to remmick and mows down the klansmen at the end)

it's a snake; the serpent in the garden of eden; the devil ("you keep dancing with the devil, one day he's gonna follow you home." so, again, remmick and imo even the klansmen because let's be real they are the epitome of evil)

he stabs it with stack's knife (using the weapon of someone he loved and trusted; the way he killed remmick was by trusting annie's instructions on how to kill vampires, and the way he killed the klansmen was by using weapons he and stack shared and coveted after their experience together in war; he can't kill these things By Himself, he relies on those he loves, there is no him without them and without love)

he even stabs it on the left side of its head (the exact place that the silver in sammie's guitar lodges into remmick's head in the lake, weakening him enough to BE staked and killed by the sunrise)

i just think it's neat!

#it is SO neat #the doubling and parallels and foreshadowing in this movie make me shriek; they're SO FUCKING GOOD #sinners #sinners meta #sinners spoilers

maxvelocity

kingdom of predators 🌱🐜

#WOAHHHHHHHHHH #this is gorgeoussss i love the use of purple here #hunter x hunter #hxh fanart #chimera ant arc

dreammybeat

Hunter x Hunter Mural in Mexico City

#omgggggg #this is WONDERFUL #having killua looking at a smiley gon... the artist knew what they were doing #hunter x hunter #hxh fanart #murals #neferpitou #gon freecss #killua zoldyck #leorio #kurapika #chrollo lucilfer #hisoka

frenchublog

worm gf 🪱

#THIS IS QUALITY #the worm bit is killing me; that’s SO real #hunter x hunter #hxh fanart #meruem #komugi #komugi x meruem

sexybritishllama

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

#was sitting cross-legged on the bed when i hit the readmore #IMMEDIATELY starting wheeze-laughing so hard i doubled over and face-planted into the mattress #rip to the boyfriend but that portrait is Something Else #reddit #laugh tag

mossworm

when I feel bad about my ability to write interesting stories I try to think about the skyrim wizard college questline

mossworm

you join wizard college. in the main room there is an elf in all black robes who stands there all day. the other characters are like "I think that guy is a spy for the elf cops". you can talk to the elf and he says he's an elf cop. later you find a magic orb, and the other wizards are like "I bet that elf is planning something with the orb" and once again elf cop is like "we the elf cops should have that orb". you have to go fight some skeletons in a dungeon because uhhhh and when you get back elf cop has killed the head wizard off camera with the orb for some reason. you fight more skeletons in a different dungeon to get a magic staff to turn off the orb and kill elf cop. then elf CIA shows up and takes the orb because I guess it was theirs and they dropped it. you are now the most powerful wizard in skyrim

#LMAOOOOO #''we the elf cops should have that orb'' is one of those turns of phrases that's going to be in my head for a Week #but yeah there's a reason the college of winterhold questline was Not part of heroine without honor #siladhiel gets to deal with All That offscreen and out of the narrative #the elder scrolls #skyrim #tes humor #college of winterhold

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