are y'all listening?

29. I like laughing.

[bearie]

whatever

[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[ospreyonthemoon]

Idk who gort is but bertie wooster is a character from a tv show. I think he was the one with the valet named jeeves?

[jaegershund]

GORT??? GORT FROM THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL GORT????? IS THIS YOUR MAN??????

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

[typewriterchan]

995 years left to serve on her term.

[catchymemes]

[rylandsgrace]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021 - ) I 3.05 Breakup

[thatlittledandere]

Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

[arborealgargoyle]

why doesn’t that bitch ever update 😭

[unalivejournal]

she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[citrongarde-deactivated20240407]

just spent like an hour playing “who’s that pokemon” w my sibling and i was flabbergasted when they couldnt identify like half the pokemon they were seeing. (shrek voice) he didnt even know garganacl

[joetheweird]

the masses are uneducated . we must bring back the pokerap

[go-lurk]

[krfbooks]

on the topic of not using AI for research, also be aware of using automatic Google results because they rely on AI too and don't ACTUALLY know what they're talking about

case in point: oh let's Google what flowers are safe for cats!

Google: lilies! source? trust me bro

Lilies?

You mean perhaps the most poisonous plant for cats there is? that can cause sudden Organ Shut Down and Death? Thanks Google! Good thing I can rely on your handy suggestions so I don't have to click on any actual websites and read to make sure your information is correct! (Also tulips and daffodils will also definitely Smite your cat but I'm not sure about the other flowers)

remember just because Google or an AI is telling you something confidently doesn't mean it actually knows what it's talking about

I trust no seasoned writer or researcher does this but this is more a message to newer or younger writers or anyone with less experience with Google and how it works

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad is the kind of guy who just takes care of the whole neighborhood because they are, mostly, retirees he’s known a good chunk of his life if not his whole life. Snowblows after storms, brings their trashcans in, keeps an eye on their houses, does handyman jobs, etc.. HOWEVER. A young couple moved in next to my dad about a year ago, and they’ve got a little near-toddler, and my dad is just flabbergasted by them, and it is hilarious.

After the last storm he went out and cleared their driveway and sidewalks and in return they baked him a loaf of raspberry banana bread, and with it they included a stickynote with allergy information. To which my dad called me and said, in the most baffled voice, “Katy, I drink creek water, what the fuck do I need allergy information for?”

I’m sorry the neighbors don’t know you’re half feral, sir. Just enjoy your bread.

(He did happily take the bread and said it’s the best bread he’s ever had.)

[damazcuz]

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

[damazcuz]

To be honest yeah

[tamamita]

This is what I mean by how Libs are irredeemable, they like to point fingers at others and refuse to comply with the reality of their own president. Children in Gaza are starving all thanks to Genocide Joe. Libs only care about domestic policies and refuse to look at people from the Global South as humans.

[tamamita]

No one said vote Red, I have said it a hundred times. Vote uncommited, pressure your president, it is literally working. Organize, unite, boycott, call your reps instead of partaking in Bourgeoise democracy. But Jesus Christ, stop making the dumbest and most dehumanizing comparisons and allegories to justify the vote blue shit.

[songinabottle]

Vote uncommitted. That's a phrase I haven't heard, but I like the impression it gives of "don't take my vote for granted, I'm committed to the best outcome so you better make some persuasive moves"

[time-being-deactivated20250813]

"Vote Uncommitted" is part of an active campaign right now by Arab-Americans and lots of other people who oppose Biden's (bad) Palestine policies.

The short version is that in some states, you can vote in the primary for "Uncommitted/None of These Candidates".

This has been considered a success so far, with Michigan's Democratic Primary resulting in about 13% "Uncommitted" and Minnesota at about 18.9%.

It's not possible to separate sources of pressure on Biden from each other, but the Biden Administration has started talking differently and making (empty, it turns out) promises of an imminent ceasefire at the same time.

This pressure campaign has a real chance of resulting in more press coverage, more pressure, and real policy changes.

Policy changes haven't really happened yet, but the US is trying to do PR for damage control in new ways.

[wizardarchetypes]

nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check

[wizardarchetypes]

(-1) ough (-4 ) agh! (-14) agh!!! (-3) AH! (-11)

[sarahseeandersen]

[jailforwriter]

Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰

[angelicguy]