That Blue Bitch

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[pennsylvanian-patriot-deactivat]

[unclebeanbag]

That’s kind of a thing you’d not need to do if you were… you know… human…

[yourownpetard]

We open on a psychologist’s office.

Zuckerberg: *licks his own eyeball*

Psychologist: Ok, first up, don’t do that.

[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

If net neutrality does get destroyed (which I highly doubt will but just in case,) there are many free VPNs you can install and use to bypass the website blocking and payments.

[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

here’s some useful free VPNs, pals

[zoesv-deactivated20180721]

Given the unfortunate results of today, I figured I would post this again. Good luck friends.

[stevesfriend]

you done it

[chrisweedpiano]

congration

[nickholmes]

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[turing-tested]

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

[mollycolliex-deactivated2019041]

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

[turing-tested]

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[klubbhead]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Fucking nuked from orbit

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[thenatsdorf]

Baby gator feeding frenzy.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

handler: whose next?

these babies: :V :V :V  :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V :V

[bearlyholdingittogether]

theyre so patient 

[foodiest-stims]

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Funfetti Cake Batter Martini 

[lured-deactivated20170602]

This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom door in the next hour ur all complicit in my depression

[capriciousarsonist]

if you drink 10 of these in 10 minutes at exactly midnight you will ascend to a higher plane and speak with both god and the devil then wake up in a waffle house parking lot at 4:20 am with only vague memories and a sense of loss

[distinguishedbaloney]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

dapperalbinobudgie

This went on and on and on

[asilike]

[stability]

[yeehawlw]

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS IM

[deadddeviant]

Life action Courage: The Cowardly Dog.