Don't Ask Me What's Going On...

I am 2 steps past crazy and always have a weird story to back it up. Hana or Hans (he/him), a mentally ill trans guy. Kinda post whatever feels right. Send me any asks you'd like. Be nosy ;)

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HELL TO THE YES I would

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update:

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another update lol

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[fishyandclintbarton]

The NY post really be out there trying to body shame Zac Efron by saying he has a 'Dad Bod'.

That is Zac Efron but with carbs. That is some premium beefcake. That is Zac Efron without having to dehydrate for 2 days, eat protein every 4 hours and work out 3 times a day. That is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of or shamed in any way.

Zac Efron’s ‘dad bod’ transformation on Netflix show shocks fans

Where did the eight-pack from “Baywatch” go?

STOP👏BODY👏SHAMING👏MEN👏YOU👏FUCKING👏ARSEHOLES👏

EDIT: And yes, that includes everyone that identifies as male, be it 100%, 1% of the time, and all the time inbetween.

[raychjackson]

Say it ain’t so!!

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So I started a series of drawings that depict my various mental illnesses or mental health struggles and I wanted to share them somewhere, so here they are. Please feel free to share and check back for more art!

[teethqueen-deactivated20151102]

tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

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_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

[thesleepytimes]

It’s so good

[peakyevans]

Uh hey SNL... this needs to happen thank you 🤣

[theirisianprincess]

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

[theirisianprincess]

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

[theirisianprincess]

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

[generallemarc]

We didn’t deserve this show

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[kjoob]

[molothoo]

This is my thing...COPS REALLY DONT NEED DEFENDING....they don’t need you protecting them by saying “their are some good cops” 😩

They are fine! They got their guns, they have their weapons, they have the justice system on their side, they have government protection and billions of dollars in funding.

They really don’t need you defending them, like at all.

We the people, are the helpless ones, we have none of those things.

I just wish people could see how fucking stupid they look sticking up for police. Baby they don’t need your help. At all. They’re good.

They don’t need to be defended they need to be defunded.

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[ilastaroth]

who is this graceful medieval noblewoman

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Tell Cersei it was me

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

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