[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[maja-paja]

[valkyriellis]

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[asexual-thot]

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[quillenowl]

I don't know why they made this talking stone door in Fable really into fat people but I'm all here for it.

Like the rest of the doors give you like riddles and puzzles. This one just wants you to get fat as fuck.

[quillenowl]

Well put talking ancient stone door

[6qubed]

I'm still haunted by the snowy door from the second game

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[slutdge]

[slutdge]

i got called ableist for this post because someone said she might be autistic and this was just her stimming i love this website i could never leave

[thesituation]

[3000s]

[trr3rr]

That's normal

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[killlerfang1]

I know the point of being a good writer is having the ability to be flexible in the type of content you write, but I still find it absolutely WILD that these 2 things were written by the same person

[fictionadventurer]

Don't forget

When she was writing the trilogy, she'd pause and write an episode when she needed a break from the dystopian death games.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[targetedknowledge]

[ivy-saurs]

a lindt shop has opened up in town and they have a picture up of one of the handsome european chefs they had to euthanise

[queer-as-city-folk]

"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

[queer-as-city-folk]

This feels like it's an unoriginal joke honestly

[advanced-passenger-train]

He did it in bloke daylight

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's the way I should have written this bad joke, thank you

[chucktaylorupset]

They won't even let you do things in broad daylight anymore. Because of bloke