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Xuebing Du
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Love Begins
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Project Hail Mary is wonderful bc itās the kind of story that would normally be a sweeping romance - they were destined to find each other, they love each other to the point of saving their entire worlds - but its not a romance! Friendship can be the thing that propels you to save the world!
Headcannon that on reaping day of the 74th hunger games, when Katniss steps out to volunteer for Prim, Haymitch not only sees Katniss volunteering for her sister, but also for his sister. Both girls have similar descriptions so in his drunken state, for just a moment there, itās not Primrose Everdeen that Haymitch watches Katniss protect, but Maysilee Donner.
did u kiss the brick when you threw it?
No, I added salt so it would sting just that little bit more š«¶
Headcannon that on reaping day of the 74th hunger games, when Katniss steps out to volunteer for Prim, Haymitch not only sees Katniss volunteering for her sister, but also for his sister. Both girls have similar descriptions so in his drunken state, for just a moment there, itās not Primrose Everdeen that Haymitch watches Katniss protect, but Maysilee Donner.
Didnāt think to do it for volume 1 but for volume 2 and the Finale I definitely wanna try doing a bingo card.
Hereās the template I made for it incase anyone else wants to use it :)
Fandom needs to go back to itās roots of shipping without any expectation of canon agreement, shipping characters that have never even met, shipping characters from entirely different properties that came out decades apart, shipping just for fun, and generally speaking mostly not bothering the creators about it. Put fandom back in the shadows, being profitable has only made everything worse as grifters saw easy marks and forcing creators to play pattycake with fandom has led to so much open resentment.
Tim, talking to a new super: Yeah a lot of stuff happens to people in my family when theyre 17
Tim: When my dad was 17 he ran off to train with assassins
Tim: When my older brother was 17 he became a crime lord
Tim: When I was 17 I briefly led an assassin cult
Tim: And then thereās my little brother, Iāve always kinda considered him the black sheep of the family
New super, bracing themselves: oh god
Tim, hissing: When he was 17 he went to med school
Damian (17): time to rebel against my family.
Damian *applies to college and lives well*
Damian: truly, nobody is as devious as I.
Batman animation šš
Do you think damian asked his dad for a giant sun lamp for his room and Bruce had to think back to whatever new animal his son brought home this week for it to need an industrial sun lamp?
It turns out Damian just wanted one because he knows Gotham doesn't get enough sunlight and he doesn't want his friend to get sick from his constant visits to his room
(he resists Jason and Tim's suggestions of getting Jon a large rock to sun bake on too. Barely)
THATāS SO CUTE STOP!!!
I am making so many āhey mutuals!ā posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.
I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -
For those who donāt know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.
Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see yāall reblogging this
EVERYONE REBLOG!!!!
I have to break my silence because this is an EMERGENCY, BLOCK AND REPORT ANYONE that has this in their profile or if they support these pathetic excuses for diarrhoea. They will NEVER belong here, blocking and reporting them WILL help save potential victims. Please also REBLOG so more people are aware of this!
Hereās some advice: When talking about āMAPsā, refer to them as they are. Pedophiles (unless of course you are informing people of what they use to make their disease, for lack of a better term, seem less problematic). But yeah, instantly block and report anyone with this flag anywhere in their blog or other social media profile.
Another thing...
Maps are attempting to use similar colors of Aro/Ace flags in order to trick others into supporting them. This could also lead to more discrimination of aro/ace groups.
In order to not be tricked, you should always check for desaturation when you see an asexual, aromantic, or aroace flag.
Examples for these:
(Desclaimer, while they have copied polysexual and pan, both are so different it's impossible not to see a difference. The aro/ace flags are near the same.)
Stay safe out there!
The thing about Krypto in the new Superman movie is that he's a bad dog. He's a good boy, he's such a good boy, he's the goodest boy ever, but he's a bad dog.
He achieves this apparent paradox by being loyal and loving but also being smart enough to know how to be a good dog and simply declining the option. He could be a good boy and follow commands any time he wants, he just doesn't want to.
Good Boy by nature, Bad Dog by choice.
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 2
*Damian and Jason, four hours into a stakeout*
Damian: Jay, hand me the mango pieces.
Jason: *plastic crinkling* ayyy, Iām Jason again!
Damian: *snorts*
Jason: what was with that, by the way? I just showed up in Gotham and found you referring to everyone like theyāre your professor. Like, thatās not a āyouā thing, I donāt know why you started doing that.
*audible chewing noises*
Damian: do you want the genuine honest answer?
Jason: please god do tell
Damian: so- and you arenāt allowed to laugh. but when I first came to Gotham and I showed up at the manor, father obviously had to give me a tour of the place, right?
Jason: yeah.
Damian: and they wanted to do a DNA test to check that my mother wasnāt pulling a fast one by claiming my birthright, so the first place he showed me was the cave, which was also where Tim was.
Jason: *hums*
Damian: and you know that place- the first time you went to the cave, it was wild, right?
Jason: oh, like walking into the tardis for the first time. insane.
Damian: exactly. all high-tech and shit, and Iād just come from the desert compound Iād spent my entire life in- like, my first time going into the kitchen at the manor I saw Alfred loading the dishwasher and my first thought was āoh my god what the fuck kind of machine is that-ā
Jason: *abrupt cackle*
Damian: -so the fucking cave for the first time? as a little desert-boy ten year old? I was a little distracted,
Jason, chuckling slightly: ok, fair,
Damian: and so Iām zoned the fuck out, looking around this cave and not paying attention to anything fatherās saying, and then I finally tune back in just to hear the words ā-ackson drakeā while he like, tries to introduce me to Tim.
Jason: *slowly starts laughing again*
Damian, raising his voice to be heard over Jasonās increasing beats of laughter: -and so Iām fucking standing there, ten years old, no clue what this kidās first name is, and everybodyās looking at me like Iām supposed to be the one fucking talking right now, and ALL I can think of is my mother, who before she shipped me off to Gotham completely alone kept fucking telling me āDamian you have to be strong and show that you deserve to be the Batmanās blood son. show no weakness and take the mantle you were born to have; show no fucking hesitance.ā, so IāM panicking,
Jason, still cackling: *a clap* NO I DO- I DO REMEMBER, LIKE, BACK IN THE LEAGUE-, holy shit back in the league when your only coping mechanism for not knowing the fuck was going on around you, was literally just to pretend you knew what the fuck was going on around you and bullshit till you make it,
Damian: WELL IT WAS LIKE THE ONLY FUCKING THING MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME-
Jason, through tears: -thatās why I didnāt say shit when I came back to Gotham and found you fucking, doing all this blood son bullshit! You started calling me Todd and speaking in old english and I was just like ābless him heās terrified, just leave him beā
Damian: *cackles* and I did- I did appreciate you going along with it, because back when this happened I panicked and just started calling Tim āDrakeā because I was too embarrassed to ask him for his first name, and then by the time I heard somebody else call him Tim in passing, everybody had just assumed this was a thing I did. and I was too socially awkward to clear it up and switch back, so I just had to stick to Drake.
Jason: *wheeze* a-and Grayson?
Damian: well at first I just went along with the surname thing out of awkwardness, but then Iād gone too deep and I had no way out- AND THEN- and then Batman fucking died-
Jason: *wheeze*
Damian: -and I went from being parented by the gymnastics version of the dark lord to being gentle-parented by fucking Nightwing-
Jason, choking: holy- holy shit-
Damian: do you know what itās like to go from *gruff voice* āDamian we donāt fucking kill, give me the katana or Iāll put you in Arkhamā to *high pitched, sweet voice* āoh hey Dames, obviously I canāt stop you from killing but I really would appreciate it if we discussed all our options and came to a mature decision together on whatās best in this scenario-ā
Jason: *crying, silent wheezes*
Damian: so DURING all this Iām trying to subtly switch back to using peoples actual names, except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard Richard because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-
Jason, amused: hysterectomy- he lost a spleen, Dames
Damian: well whatever happened he wasnāt AROUND for me to shift to calling him Tim! and when father was back Iād made no progress and was back to square one, except this time I was stuck calling one brother Richard and the other Drake!
Jason, still laughing: and this is where I came in?
Damian: I felt BAD! Iād already taken Robin from the guy, I didnāt want him to feel like he was lesser of a brother to me than Richard. So I demoted you to Todd so he wouldnāt feel alone.
Jason: very thoughtful.
Jason: we should probably get you a therapist, dude. I think everybody forgets that when you showed up you were literally just a very confused immigrant child with no experience of normal social interaction apart from me at the league.
Damian: oh I was like, 60% into an anxiety attack consistently for the first two years I was in the city.
Jason: *snorts*
Damian: the first time I was left alone with Tim we were in the kitchen and he said ādo you want wifi?ā and, yāno, coming from the league, barely any tech and the only normality was the concept of fighting to the death over everything, MY instinctual ten-year-old thought was āoh shit, wifi must be slang for brawl here, weāre about to fightā-
Jason: *laughter* youāre fucking kidding
Damian: -so Iām like, so be it, and I say ācome on thenā and get ready to start punching, only for him to turn around and grab a piece of card stuck to the fridge and hold it out to me,
Jason: *cackles*
Damian: and he goes āhereās the password so you can connect, Iām assuming you have a phone or somethingā-which I fucking didnāt by the way, my mother gave me a shitty flip-phone to call her in emergencies but it didnāt use wifi-, and heās holding it out to me and I had to like, subtly shift my posture out of the defensive position Iād been in-,
Jason, delirious from laughter: this is the fucking best. thing.
Damian: -and I take it from him, and he gives me this weird look like he has no idea how to communicate with me, and I was just like āshit I might have to kill this one, itās the only way to get out of this interactionā.
Jason: *wheeze* if we go through the timeline, every murder attempt on Timās life has just been an occasion where youāve felt socially awkward and didnāt see any other way out of conversation,
Damian: pretty much, yeah. I should have been on xanax for those first few years.
Jason: stories from your first years in Gotham are my favourite thing in the world.
*a few silent beats*
Tim: are you telling me Iāve been stuck as Drake for YEARS all because Damianās fucking scared of social interaction?!
*crashing sound*
Jason: HOLY FUCK-
Damian: OH MY GOD I FORGOT WE WERE CONNECTED TO THE MAIN LINE-
"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
Ok ok but Dick being like ~ 15 years older than Damian. When Damian shows up on Bruceās doorstep, Bruce doesnāt really have a chance to announce it to the public before he gets lost in time. So now Dick, whoās 25 is stuck with this tiny 10 year old and has the job of integrating him into Gotham society.
Except because Bruce only adopts kids who look like him, and Damian and Dick are tanner than the rest of his kids, literally everyone assumes that Damian is Dickās bio kid. Like Dick is like āoh yea this is Bruceās biological son that Iām looking afterā and everyone goes āuh huh sureā but when heās not around theyāre just like āoh thatās his kid for sureā. Both Dick and Damian are aware of it and offended by it, albeit for very different reasons. Dick is offended that they somehow think he would be a deadbeat dad even if he was a teen dad, and Damian is offended that nobody believes heās Bruceās kid.
But eventually Dick is just like fuck it thatās my kid, and Damian is extremely annoyed but somehow lets Dick convince him to go along with it. Dick walks around in a pink shirt that says āYour favorite DILFā in the most basic font ever, and buys Damian a matching shirt that says āThe favorite childā which Damian refuses to wear unless one of the other Batkids (usually Steph since basically everyone else fucked off when Bruce was lost) is around.
It gets to the point where even Dick, Damian, and Alfred forget that Damian isnāt actually Dickās bio kid. (In this AU, Bruce is lost in time for about 3 years) Dick decides to forget about Taliaās existence as well and just decides that Damian is a clone that he birthed. But then Bruce comes back and now theyāre in a weird place. Damian lives with Bruce now and while nobody ever says anything directly, the entire public is giving them a huge side eye because both Dick and Damian look a little depressed with the predicament. People start to wonder if Bruce is blackmailing Dick or something.
Everything comes to a head when Bruce and Dick start fighting in front of the whole fam over something Bruce said to Damian on patrol. Bruce tells Dick that he needs to back off because Bruce is Damianās father, not Dick. Nobodyās sure how Dick is going to respond, but they definitely werenāt expecting for Dick to say āFuck you, Iām the one who birthed him!!!ā Thereās a stretch of silence and before anyone can respond to that, Damian just nods his head and goes āGrayson is right. Surely your memory is not so poor that youāve forgotten?ā Everyone is gaping when Alfred delivers the final blow āMaster Bruce, I truly did not expect this behavior from you. Of course Master Dick is Damianās parent. Perhaps it is best if you retire, since it is clear that your lack of sleep is getting the better of you.ā
Everyone is shook and theyāre like āwtf you cannot gaslight us into believing this shit.ā Except they do indeed gaslight. And gaslight. And gaslight.
Jason tries to reason with them by talking about how he had met Damian in the League, had seen Damian with Talia, yada yada yada. Damian just goes āI think I would remember if I had played little league. Such foolish games are beneath me. Cease your nonsense, Todd.ā Jason eventually calls Talia to make sure heās not losing his memories or something. Talia is perplexed but Dickās claim over her child does scare her just a little bit, considering she remembers how feral he was when he was younger and sheās heard whispers about him killing the Joker (not that she ever mentioned that to Jason).
Tim tries to go with logic but gets shut down every time. One time he asks āIf you were raised by Dick then why is your English so proper?ā Heās met with āOh, so because English is not Richardās first language, then he is incapable of speaking it properly? Tt.ā When he questions why Damian fights the way he does if he wasnāt raised by the LoA, Dick brings out his Renegade training and shows off his skills. Tim keeps trying to find ways to prove that theyāre lying, but somehow ends up losing the argument every time. Itās grating, especially considering Alfred is on their side.
Bruce is hesitant to try anything because Alfred is corroborating their story and he doesnāt want to cross Alfred. He only questions it once, asking Dick where Damianās baby photos are. He does not anticipate Dick tearfully explaining that they were all destroyed when Blockbuster blew up his apartment. Bruce is so panicked and desperate to make sure Dick doesnāt cry again that he just never questions it again.
So now the entire family is kinda gaslight into believing it, and those who know the truth donāt actually say anything because they donāt think itās worth the effort. After all, Dick is doing a great job of parenting Damian. But then comes the Justice League, which is much bigger than batfam. Everyone is kinda awkwardly glancing around when Dick introduces Damian as his kid, because they remember a few years back Bruce saying the same thing, but now Bruce is just going along with what Dick is saying. The OG Titans are like āwtf dudeā but also immediately have his back whenever someone tries to question it. They talk about how they were there for Damianās birth, about all the presents theyāve bought for their nephew and holidays spent together. Everyone gets the memo to not ask questions about it. The only one stupid enough to try is Hal, who is met with a feral Damian. He has a flashback of the many, many times Dick bit him as a child and decides that yea, that kid belongs to Dick.
Weirdly unpopular opinion, but I !personally! feel like Bruce Wayne failed Stephanie Brown worse than Jason Todd. He definitely made big mistakes with both, and you could argue that what happened with Jason had worse consequences, but I could talk for hours about how Stephanie's death was definitively caused by Bruce's actions, and he treated her TERRIBLY.
uh if itās unpopular thatās not ur fault. Itās true.
PREACH!!! MAY I ADD THAT HE WORRIED FOR TIM AND CARED FOR HIM AND WAS AFRAID OF HIS DEATH!!! HE BARELY EVEN TRAINED STEPHANIE!!! TIM WAS TRAINED FOR MONTHS AND GIVEN PATIENCE!!! STEPHANIE WASN'T!!! AHHHH!!!
When there's an underrated character challenge and your opponent is Stephanie Brown...
saying āi want himā about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
