ObsidianOwl

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The hoodie is the modern day cloak

[just-shower-shitposts]

Y'know what this isn’t a bad post

[teenagerposts]

stop scrolling for a surprise

[ritual-and-chaos]

I am the only grad student in a class of undergraduates, a contemporary art class.

I made reference to an artwork - “oh, it’s like that piece thats three feet of air above a pedastal that contains a curse or a blessing from a witch.”

I sure baffled a bunch of students, right then.

Tom Friedman, “Untitled (A Curse),” 1992

They are required to pack it for shipping with room for the curse.

[smushee]

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

[blackwoolncrown]

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

[aureliaborealis]

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

[thebigblackwolfe]

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

[doublemeatwithguac]

Breakfast shenanigans with Sheik (full version)

[catsbeaversandducks]

OMG

[gif87a-com]

[back-that-sass-up]

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

[ladymarlboro]

i love how the crowd goes nuts

[mainflopgirl]

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

[knightinironarmor]

it’s kind of hilarious how some people actually do think mcu tony would feel offended by the superiority of shuri’s intellect like?? first of all he immediately hit it off with bruce, who’s technically smarter than him in a bunch of areas according to some marvel fan ratings. he acknowledges steve as the chief battle strategy voice while in the field. he literally made pepper his boss. helen cho talked about her regeneration craddle to tony like “this is the future, your clunky metal suits will be left to dust” and tony was all “great! that is EXACTLY the plan” he’s out there funding university research and enabling the superhero dreams of teens he saw on YouTube and whose coding abilities actually already beat his own like what on earth made people start thinking tony “futurist” stark is intimidated by human progress

[potatolikesmarvel]

How people think Tony would react: someone more clever than me? dishonor!

How Tony would actually react: you science? I science too!

[eucalyptus-sage]

it’s actually like so fascinating, he doesn’t want to be alone at the top, he wants to be creating the future alongside them. 

he immediately complimented peter on his web fluid, like one of the very first things he did. he loves bruce, he invites him to go do science with him, like he would ADORE shuri. 

he’d brag about her and they’d create new ideas together and ugh. 

“your sister’s incredible, by the way” as he spins on a spinny chair. 

“it’s nothing like i’ve ever seen”

he’d fucking love shuri ugh

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

[toolazytodecide]

L

[the-awkward-math-writer]

Damn, he really let them have it. But he was right, as well

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[archiemcphee]

Here’s an awesome little piece of history:

Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:

[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE. 

So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.

[via TYWKIWDBI]

[knottybear]

Wow.

[followthebirds]

SOMEONE DRAW HER PLEASE

[beecher-arts]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!

[kitsunecoffee]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AN ANCIENT CRAFTSMAN WAS PRESENTED WITH PEOPLE LOOKING FOR HELP TO NORMALIZE THEIR DISABILITY. AND THEN SAID ‘NAH FUCK THIS WE’RE GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK BADASS.‘ 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….

[bortoukali]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme