[franzkavkas]

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

[a-suffusion-of-yellow-deactivat]

it's because he didn't use washi tape

[franzkavkas]

The fursona vent art didn’t help either :(

[ennunanaiurov]

I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE

[malscare]

hi

[foolofworms-deactivated20251128]

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

ceckosýr

[esuterunokitsune]

... k.... Kozí sýr

[ailathemoodentity]

PŘÍMO (Z) MLÍKÁRNY

[eastern-lights]

*urovná si poznámky na pulpitu*

*odkašle si*

*naváže oční kontakt s publikem*

"Vážení...

Kozarella."

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[nitro77hearts]

Can that be called a Gomenaslide

[datasoong47]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know the word unalive is actually hilarious so it’s disappointing to me that people use it as self censorship instead of as a thing to say when you’re being unserious or lighthearted

[what-even-is-thiss]

“He got unalived” is peak internet slang but why are you using it in serious situations

[what-even-is-thiss]

Same thing with calling a book spicy. Ooohhhh. Spicy. Habanero type book. Yum.

But no. It’s an erotica rating system now.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also calling pornography corn. That is straight up hilarious. Cornography. Sexy, sexy corn. That is so funny.

Why are you saying that during serious discussions though why are you censoring yourself with vegetables

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Being an Animorphs fan has made me so critical of the Phantom Thieves' opsec. What do you MEAN you're doing whole-group meetings in public that included a victim of your first target for the first incident and then added a victim of your second target for the second incident. What do you MEAN you're carrying the cat to school every day. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OPENLY COMMUNICATING ABOUT YOUR CRIMES VIA TEXT MESSAGE.

[uniquecrash5]

What I'm hearing is that the Animorphs kids had great opsec

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not really but they did a million times better than these idiots. They obeyed strange and esoteric principles like "never say anything suspicious over the phone or in writing" and "don't immediately form a tightknit friend group with your fellow child soldiers in public immediately after becoming a group of child soldiers, enemies could be watching anywhere" and "do not ever, in any circumstances, at all, discuss the war in a location where you might be overheard".

Admittedly they did occasionally do stuff like "claw our way out of a predator's stomach in the middle of an enemy base/event", but usually they were too covered in alien guts to be identifiable, and the one time they were clearly identifiable the enemy who saw them turned out to be a pacifist alien dog robot who was on their side, so like. Not too bad for fourteen year olds.

[wukodork]

The did have the benefit of already having being two friend groups that would logically hang out because Jake and Rachel were cousins and Jake had a crush on Cassie.

I genuinely can't forgive any choice of hideout the Phantom Thieves make. The second one is especially bad.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We watching the Phantom Thieves gather on the roof of their school: Guys please this is the worst possible hideout. One of you lives in the attic above a cafe. Why are you on the school roof, no place could be worse.

The Phantom Thieves, appraising a public thoroughfare in a well populated area that doesn't even have any seating: hold my juice.

[mercyseb]

one of my favorite tropes of media is fate and when it comes to their lessons on how you deal with them

[sndwave]

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

[memeuplift]

[xx-puppygirl-xx]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[xekstrin]

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

[xekstrin]

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

[xekstrin]

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[commodorecliche]

y'all ever have that ONE WORD you just consistently cannot spell without assistance? like no matter how old you are, no matter how many grade school vocab quizzes you got tucked under your belt, there's always that one word will haunt you until the day you die.

[commodorecliche]

mine is beaurocracy and autocorrect had to swoop in like goddamn Spiderman to save me from it. reblog and put your Problem Word in the tags.

[tonyalmeida]

[starrcrossrose]

I think this is one of the craziest videos I’ve ever seen