ephemeral

es muss sein?!

[dogpuppy]

[longseasons]

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[omtai]

Monday humiliation. Tuesday suffocation. Wednesday condescension. Thursday is pathetic. It’s Friday i’m in love

[nevver]

Children’s Nuclear Warning Poster (1979)

[klngfili]

Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it

[tumbwr]

.. <- two ants hanging out

[cicadaland]

** <- two spiders hanging out

[tumbwr]

^v <- two birds hanging out

[pwesident]

= <- two worms hanging out

[basalt-havic]

?? <- two snakes hanging out

[ampersketch-art]

~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out

[krispyjb]

%% <- two butterflies hanging out

[shinekittenace]

@@ <- two snails hanging out

[fuckyndingus]

&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday

[tydy-the-megnet]

|| <- rubble

[i-reblog-with-dumb-commentary]

↑ Humans bonding through incomprehensible means, time, and space.

[lenasai]

🚚🚛 <- two trucks having sex

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

once again i have been written up by HR

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[pdlcomics]

work

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[thecryptkeeper]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[garbage-empress]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[ousia-poetica]

Artist Anastasia Trusova explores the fields of Europe with her landscape paintings, which are overflowing with intense colors.

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to