Parker luck

[viajerofantasma]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

[baddestbitcheseverywhere]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

[chrissongzzz]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Boys will be boys

[were-ralph]

I’ve never been so invested in anything in my life

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

[intimatevoid]

#my buddy over here with the shakiest hands on earth #meanwhile Helmet Greyshirt has the hands of a surgeon and the confidence of Jupiter

via @aturinfortheworse

[kosmogrl]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Xanax

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

get into actual fights to the death to gain perspective

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[trembaum-iii]

[mostlymewinstead]

[gameofthronesdaily]

Olivia Cooke attends the EE BAFTA Film Awards 2023 at The Royal Festival Hall on February 19, 2023 in London, England

[teganfeatsara-deactivated202106]

that’s how I wanna go

[melongifts]

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

[owlmylove]

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

[astranaut]

HE HAD IT COMING

[jeremiahsmysteriosotouch]

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

[astronsouls]

Zelda to Chicago in 0.2 seconds

[crypticauthour]

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

[packder]

[roguetelemetry]

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

[foone]

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

[cookingwithroxy]

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingscrown666]

This works no matter which slice you start with

[beebsops]

GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

[naruthandir]

This is so funny

[celebgames]

Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

[acoolguy]

so that was the secret to their beautiful music…

[honeyedsunlight]

And they’re not alone

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[godsillence-deactivated20220502]

[thenatsdorf]

Working from home. (via mujisama)

[msspookypickles]

Unmute

[cosmomoore]

Thor does this lol

[kaenimmx]

Cute

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[sweet-pink-bees-deactivated2025]

I am obsessed with this eric andre interview

[hilltop]

are these birds real? theyre real. okay.